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drakonis.monster
🍁 30+, she/they // heavy metal scientist, sometimes literally. fountain pen liker + hobby writer. read my pinned thread. av/header/pinned of my striped hyena 'sona by @transmanticore.bsky.social 🍁
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Happy Birthday to a Special Boy

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Snap & Grab makes planning heists as much fun as pulling them off

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had a client ask me what fluoride was made of today and I think that's the most difficult borderline existential question I've ever been asked at my job (the answer ended being what it isn't. that is to say. fluoride was not causing the high iron in the water.)

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Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

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if there’s one pleasure i wish i could convey to younger people it’s the feeling of leaving the house with this device knowing you’ll be listening to Garbage’s self-titled debut the entire day and won’t have the option of a different album

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don't call me rose - house of fanatics

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day at the seaside with grandpa

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There's a whole generation who dosen't know Kevin Smith the writer, director, and actor, but they do know Kevin Smith the clit/brown/taint-area guy, and that's beautiful

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Ten million big-titty mods are about to be expunged in what future online historians will refer to as The Great Deflation

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I guess if im going to have a violent coughing fit over the phone with a client I'm glad it's the tiny local business who submits 200$ of samples a year and has been with us since dinosaurs roamed the earth, and not someone who submits multiple thousands of dollars of samples a week for a whole city

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The guardians of this particular fortress don't mind dropping their defences to enjoy Nettlesong's company. What kind of a fool would attack while a massive dragon is right there!

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Awesome shirt my friend @fuyushinju.bsky.social got me LMFAO 😭

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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i'm coming over you better not be a skeleton waiter who throws a food tray, misses, then dives to the ground and explodes instantly

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These people have never come across a passage in a book that was so unexpectedly lovely they just reread it over and over again, or flipped back to it every now and then or pull the book off the shelf sometimes to admire how nicely those words string together and that makes me sad for them.

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friend shared this a couple days ago I've been thinking about it a lot

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"What day is it?" (Looks like he overslept)

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In the last couple of months I’ve been weight lifting for the first time and enjoying it but the comments I’m getting from people is a little odd. Like ‘careful, you don’t want to get too bulky’ First of all, that’s HARD to do, and secondly, have you SEEN muscular women because that shit is HOT

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these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

submitted 3 days ago • 83 comments

Werewolf Girly! Art by me and @chrisgutierrez.bsky.social

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If we're in the era of remaking horror games then we should be revisiting the scariest game concept of all: A straight couple invites you over for dinner and then puts you in the middle of their failing marriage and expects you to pick sides

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yall tonights mmo is um. well. it's gonna be rough

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drove past arva the day the white stripes came by to play at the mill

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norrin walked through the front door and said “DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND COME OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY”

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

this hasn't personally happened to me, but i've seen other artists here talking about it intermittently. so here's an infographic about a handy feature i think a lot of people are overlooking! #artsky #artistsonbsky

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

i write characters whose musical tastes are different from mine and sometimes it’s fun to imagine them at concerts i’ve been to

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

I have not been posting here much recently but here is a life update - I am now a few chapters into LaD on my RGG mass playthrough and this game is fucking weird (positive) - I am writing again! "is it for one of your existing unfinished projects" smiles. no 💖

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Browsing public domain image libraries (they're the best) for elements I can pilfer for my current telly graphics job. Wondering where in this genteel Victorian drama I can smuggle an erotic tussle between Satyr and Black Philip...

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Friday at last…

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Happy #PigeonAppreciationDay to all who celebrate! Please enjoy this relevant comic by @rosemarymosco.com who has been one of my favorite artist since the 2000s. rosemarymosco.com/comics/bird-...

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Gang’s hard at work making sure no one takes a single seed from our stronghold 🫡😤

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bluesky is the #1 app for introspection

submitted 5 days ago • 141 comments

Wedding night (part 3)

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Reposting this for no particular reason

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trying to purchase something online from the united states when you do not live in the united states [i did not buy it]

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