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drakonis.monster
🍁 30+, she/they // heavy metal scientist, sometimes literally. fountain pen liker + hobby writer. read my pinned thread. av/header/pinned of my striped hyena 'sona by @transmanticore.bsky.social 🍁
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This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

REMEMBER If you encounter a goth in this hot weather DO NOT PICK THEM UP Instead, put a couple of drops of patchouli oil in a teaspoon of water and leave a Bauhaus album next to them, and they should recover pretty quickly

"album available on Spotify and apple music" I want to give you money! real money! a crisp 20 dollar bill or something! not streaming royalty fake maybe-money! let me buy your shit somewhere!!!!!!

eight years ago i saw this sign in a window at the shore and "looks crazy, feels insane" has been stuck in my mind ever since. the phrase "looks crazy, feels insane" does not appear online except for this very post. i don't know what it means. here it is on street view www.google.com/maps/@38.978...

OLD SHIT BACK PAIN TIGER💥. I used to be a predator. Now I am a predictor... of the weather...with my knees..... www.patabot.com

Fascinating world of ancient #glass: A magnificent #Roman striped mosaic bowl, made of preformed rods and canes fused on or in mold. Timeless beauty! Dating late 1st BC–early 1st AD, found in Cuora, Cavarzere, Italy Photo: Museo Archeologico Nazionale di Adria 🏺

If you don’t get why people were sucked into Qanon, yet you pay the blindest bit of attention to anything this account posts, you do get why people were sucked into Qanon.

Happy Birthday to a Special Boy

Snap & Grab makes planning heists as much fun as pulling them off

had a client ask me what fluoride was made of today and I think that's the most difficult borderline existential question I've ever been asked at my job (the answer ended being what it isn't. that is to say. fluoride was not causing the high iron in the water.)

Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

if there’s one pleasure i wish i could convey to younger people it’s the feeling of leaving the house with this device knowing you’ll be listening to Garbage’s self-titled debut the entire day and won’t have the option of a different album

don't call me rose - house of fanatics

day at the seaside with grandpa

There's a whole generation who dosen't know Kevin Smith the writer, director, and actor, but they do know Kevin Smith the clit/brown/taint-area guy, and that's beautiful

Ten million big-titty mods are about to be expunged in what future online historians will refer to as The Great Deflation

I guess if im going to have a violent coughing fit over the phone with a client I'm glad it's the tiny local business who submits 200$ of samples a year and has been with us since dinosaurs roamed the earth, and not someone who submits multiple thousands of dollars of samples a week for a whole city

The guardians of this particular fortress don't mind dropping their defences to enjoy Nettlesong's company. What kind of a fool would attack while a massive dragon is right there!

Awesome shirt my friend @fuyushinju.bsky.social got me LMFAO 😭

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

i'm coming over you better not be a skeleton waiter who throws a food tray, misses, then dives to the ground and explodes instantly

These people have never come across a passage in a book that was so unexpectedly lovely they just reread it over and over again, or flipped back to it every now and then or pull the book off the shelf sometimes to admire how nicely those words string together and that makes me sad for them.

friend shared this a couple days ago I've been thinking about it a lot

"What day is it?" (Looks like he overslept)

In the last couple of months I’ve been weight lifting for the first time and enjoying it but the comments I’m getting from people is a little odd. Like ‘careful, you don’t want to get too bulky’ First of all, that’s HARD to do, and secondly, have you SEEN muscular women because that shit is HOT

these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together

Werewolf Girly! Art by me and @chrisgutierrez.bsky.social

If we're in the era of remaking horror games then we should be revisiting the scariest game concept of all: A straight couple invites you over for dinner and then puts you in the middle of their failing marriage and expects you to pick sides

yall tonights mmo is um. well. it's gonna be rough

drove past arva the day the white stripes came by to play at the mill

norrin walked through the front door and said “DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND COME OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY”

this hasn't personally happened to me, but i've seen other artists here talking about it intermittently. so here's an infographic about a handy feature i think a lot of people are overlooking! #artsky #artistsonbsky

i write characters whose musical tastes are different from mine and sometimes it’s fun to imagine them at concerts i’ve been to

I have not been posting here much recently but here is a life update - I am now a few chapters into LaD on my RGG mass playthrough and this game is fucking weird (positive) - I am writing again! "is it for one of your existing unfinished projects" smiles. no 💖

Browsing public domain image libraries (they're the best) for elements I can pilfer for my current telly graphics job. Wondering where in this genteel Victorian drama I can smuggle an erotic tussle between Satyr and Black Philip...

Friday at last…

Happy #PigeonAppreciationDay to all who celebrate! Please enjoy this relevant comic by @rosemarymosco.com who has been one of my favorite artist since the 2000s. rosemarymosco.com/comics/bird-...