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drastic.bsky.social
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It is well to parenthesize here

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

This dystopia is getting stupider by the day.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I can't even say anything. Banning abortion for poor people was the first step toward banning abortion altogether. Banning transition for poor people is the first step toward banning transition altogether. It's monstrous now, as it is, and we're all standing directly downwind.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

submitted 5 days ago • 550 comments

Free idea to every current author who does sci-fi: - Over the next few months, each of you concentrate on writing a novel titled The Last Algorithm - Each of you write it under psuedonym, using each others' names but misspelled by one letter - Get necessary publisher buy-in for same-day release date

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Darren Aronofsky: hey it's me Darren aronofsky, the doyenne of psychological horror Aronofsky: you may remember me from such innovative psychological horror concepts like Aronofsky: "what if you had some really annoying houseguests" Aronofsky: or Aronofsky: "what if a guy was really fat"

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

submitted 6 days ago • 352 comments

Increasingly clear that these folks have no understanding of how people live their lives, and this is why they are constantly describing the creepiest shit imaginable and telling you it’s cool. The only thing they have to sell at this point is surveillance.

submitted 7 days ago • 27 comments

The most demoralizing thing about this isn't that Kristi Noem is stupid, evil, or whatever you want to use. Everyone knew that. It's that Hassan voted to confirm Noem, so none of this shit really matters to anyone. It's just fun theatre for libs

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

submitted 8 days ago • 83 comments

watching oppenheimer the way christopher nolan intended for it to be seen: on a boox palma ereader

submitted 9 days ago • 55 comments

James Comey mournfully regretting his actions in 2016 like a Great Dane that got his head stuck in a bag of popcorn, forever

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

it's just too bad we will never solve the impenetrable mystery of who made grok obsessed with south african white genocide theory at 3:15 am

submitted 11 days ago • 95 comments

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts

submitted 11 days ago • 81 comments

This is already how games work if you are over 35

submitted 13 days ago • 81 comments