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Voted "Most Handsome Little Fella" by E! Magazine | I've been described as a fat dengerate | I make music as alt+f4: bsky.app/profile/alt-eff-four.bsky.social | he/him |
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Kat better get the seat after all this, man. The silence she puts this entire panel into at the end is powerful.

If Musk does it, there’s gonna be a power vacuum and you’re gonna miss out on being a part of Twitter ISIS

IT Guy Slips On Carpal Tunnel Braces With Calm Of Soldier Prepared To Die In Battle theonion.com/it-guy-...

I think my Genuine Posting is really hitting my intended audience 👍

I think the way I can describe how I feel every day is that it feels like I don't have a soul anymore. Like whatever made me human, that spark we all have, is gone. I try to find it, but I only find an empty space where my treasure used to be. The glint in my eye is gone.

I can't drive rn due to my disability, so my wife usually has to pick up my nicotine for me when she's out of work. I hated having to send the same message to ask her, so I made this in case I need to ask.

Sometimes, YouTube comments can be good actually

It is incredibly funny and terrifying that Ukraine literally just recreated a moment in Ace Combat 6 to destroy Russia's anti air capabilities. Like some nerd was in the war room like "guys I saw this in a video game once" and here we are.

One day, I'll knock that Sufjan Stevens album about Michigan off of its perch as a defining Michigan artwork. I fucking hate that trite, stupid album. Dude hated this state and made some hokey love letter while going to a prestigious art school in NYC. Eat shit.

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

From the New York Times, a 5 part podcast ignoring their own role in fomenting a moral panic targeting trans youth.

This is, again, total hokum that's been disproven time and time again. Places with no internet have the same or worse rates of violence against women than places with affordable high speed internet. Rowling is just unwilling to look in a mirror, so we get this.

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You claim queerness is politically radical yet your pride flag has a thin blue line in it???

On Sunday, my friend, Jonathan Joss was murdered and it took me a minute to find the words... Like so many of our lives, Jonathan's existed at the powerful intersections of Indigeneity, queerness, visibility, and vulnerability. He was fierce, funny, flawed, and real in every way that mattered.

One of the most Art for Art's Sake games every made was Katamari Damacy, and I think that illustrates the different motivations at play. The people going "Games are Art" were limiting their definition of "art" to "would win some kind of depressing lit award" more than anything creative.

*me looking at my gunpla models nervously*

my takeaway from this feature is that in a functioning political system there would be televised congressional hearings over the fact that one of the most influential people in the white house is a total maniac www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

I worked with a Jamaican man at a fast food joint as a teen and young adult, and he was like a father to me in a way. I remember asking him why Jamaicans speak the way they do, and where it comes from one day. He said, "We just shorten English a bit. You relay things faster. No extra syllables."

Behold a Pale Horse, and the Rider’s name was Death

Once in a while I find myself thinking on Bernie Sanders' "are you willing to fight for someone you don't know?" campaign line, and contrasting it with elected Democrats in 2025, who aren't even willing to fight for themselves

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

solid philosophy

it’s monday again

Every Rocke Should bee Cleft in Twain so Thayt We Canne Ecsamine What is Held Therein.

For the morning crowd: where I use play around with Martin Luther’s criticisms of excessive indulgences to talk about the delusions, distractions, and speculative gambits obscuring some of gen AI’s externalized costs thetechbubble.substack.com/p/ai-indulge...

finally summer

Almost did the most Michigan White Trash thing I could do and swing on a mfr in a Meijer

This man will become The Toxic Avenger by next year at this rate