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Queer expansion smut writer, warped by Wonka. Big and blue? It's what I do! Beware! Inflation kink stuff beyond! 🔞 https://deviantart.com/drinkapus https://drinkapus.straw.page [She/Her]
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Been really struggling with depression for the past two or three days. Like genuinely not sure what to do now. Sorry for venting, just have no void to scream into so funny ha ha berry posting is where I need to do it.

Having a major depressive episode today all of a sudden. I'm just so tired, chat.

So... ...any of my Bsky buddies want to see an addition to a series I've long since abandoned?

...I feel like that is TOO accurate... is it?

I had a weird idea for a long-form story about some sort of... anti-blueberry fascism. The story being about a small group of Freedom 'Flaters fighting back by blowing them up somehow.

As a girl of a certain size (busty), I wish shirts didn't untuck themselves the minute I correct my posture.

I am EXCITE. Stuff is happening! Big surprise for the Drinkapus faithful in the works!

I don't mean to vent or anything but I feel like being softly rolled over by a gigantic fruit person would fix me.

Hot damn, I timed this well because I didn't know it was Mothers Day in the US... NEW STORY! A return to my old Mothers Date story as we see how Tess and her pregnant blueberry-for-a-girlfriend Sarita are doing!

I have a dumb idea for a story but I don't know if I can do it justice. Like... It's literally titled "Non-Bluenary".

Taking suggestions for characters for another Juicr instalment, and also how gay I should make it

Whenever I say "I'm working on something" online it's either code for: "I've literally almost finished it" Or "It'll be done in a few years" No inbetween and the story length and quality is the same.

News! I'm working on a story for Mayternity! It's a continuation of a one-shot I made a while back!

Two girls who meet up for the first time in a while and talk about their new giant assets as if it were a cute new shirt. "Oh my gosh, I just love that new rack of yours! What are you now, you must be pushing a Z Cup!" "Almost! But never mind my tits, just look at that wagon you're draggin'!"

I have made the very unfortunate decision to quit writing. I ate way too much fried chicken and now my stummy hort. :(

I am a fan of characters with obscene proportions who talk really openly about their gigantic assets 99% of the time. I am also a fan of characters with obscene proportions who are totally oblivious to the fact they are human hourglass balloons.

NEW BERRY STORY Constance is saddled by a deep yearning thanks to a loveless marriage. So she seeks out the services of Fortune, a mysterious woman deep in the Bayou, to help cure her depressive state. And she's going to unearth some uncomfortable truths about what, or who, Constance really wants.

I have another one-shot in the works that's pretty much 99% done. A bit more indulgent. Actually features a berry berrying. ...maybe some light corruption... ...and naturally, gayness.

I think it would be very fun to have a monobutt. Never wear pants ever again...

What's sad is that The Ballad of Simone Moon hasn't had many like at all so it's clear that it's just because people are more interested in the B-Pop stars than Jazz drummers, right?

Now taking questions about any of my stories! drinkapus.straw.page

I think I should write a story, that involves a blueberry and some sort of romance... that'll REALLY buck the trend.

I wanted to go to Size Con next year but like... I feel like going to the US in general makes it a total no go

Fun Drinkapus Fact: I once got really drunk and planned out an entire Romeo and Juliet styled parody about two women that fall on love, but one family inflates into blueberries and one family inflates into cherries and that's why they hate each other. ...it was called Romegrow and Blueliet.