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Political Science Student. Dad. Author. Activist. TEDx talk: https://youtu.be/vc4NuAfV4xs
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New Substack post! I'm sure this will go over well. sarcastrophe.substack.com/p/iran?r=5zmlh

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Job hunting can be difficult, especially since companies are using AI to screen applicants. It's important to stand out. Don't say you flipped burgers. Instead, say "Actively contributed to the ongoing obesity epidemic"

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Posted some stuff on my Substack. Check it out, drop a comment if there's anything you would like me to write about! substack.com/@sarcastroph...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

My new favorite academic insult is "May you be quoted in perpetuity by people who misunderstand you"

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Just made a substack! Not currently planning on charging anything, just a place to write when I feel like it. Check it out! substack.com/@sarcastroph...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk vs Donald Trump might be the first time that the enemy of my enemy isn't my friend. I'm just going to eat popcorn and hope for a drawn out war of attrition.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite new theory is that RFK Jr hates autistic people because he knows Elon Musk

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

The stock market is Republican today, all red!

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I must resolve the trade imbalance with my local grocer. I buy tons of food from them but they buy nothing from me

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Happy international hangover day everyone!

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

While many of us might be tempted to celebrate the death of a CEO, remember that we are all flawed individuals and biased. The only thing that should have the power of life and death over living beings is an AI algorithm used to deny healthcare.

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Just got a new T shirt.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

We need more politicians that actually say what they mean. I can't be the only one who's sick of candidates getting on TV and saying shit like "I never claimed my opponent was a communist, I only stated they wanted to perform fellatio on Mao's grandfather to better absorb the origin of his thoughts"

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

The only situation I can think of where this statement could possibly be wrong involves zombies.

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

Say what you want about Hunter Biden. He certainly didn't live the kind of life I would choose. But getting your nudes presented to Congress as evidence is something few of us could accomplish, even if we wanted to. I'm glad Biden pardoned him and I wish him well.

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

I've heard a bunch of far-right trolls joined the platform. Turns out they all got blocked by one of the lists I subscribe to. I unblocked a couple of them out of curiosity and they were getting no traction. BlueSky is awesome! Starve hatred of its oxygen.

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus said that money is the root of all evil. Funny how the religious right overwhelmingly voted for a billionaire.

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