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drizzyborden.bsky.social
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weird how you’re pretending to be upset about the slur whilst desperately trying to high five someone else for being ableist (because it’s ok when people do it to left wingers?) i really had no idea you were this disingenuous, jacob. i’m shocked bsky.app/profile/jaco...
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you’re not getting any better at this, btw
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but you’re not using accusations of mental illness as a means of finding common ground or shared humanity with these people you’re imagining. you’re using it as an insult. you’re marking them, and thereby “the left”, as the irrational, unsalvageable out-group. who do you think you’re fooling here?
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sorry, are you saying you’re only resorting to ableism because this isn’t serious enough to warrant NOT resorting to ableism? uh
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and you’re definitely not being deceitful about this at all. you might have locked replies when people started questioning the details - like whether or not you actually knew anything about the guy you were quoting - but that was a coincidence, right?
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and it’s JUST serious enough to crack out the vintage ableism over it. the nice stuff that you keep in tucked away for a special occasion, like when you’re mad at people to your left - who are actually far right wingers, but you’re pretending they’re lefties, because lefties make you mad
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ok, so you admit then that you didn’t so much make up a guy to get mad at, rather you found a guy then hallucinated a bunch of the details and got mad about that, and are knowingly misrepresenting those details because it’s not THAT serious! it’s JUST serious enough to farm engagement over it here
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you a part time lecturer in being a transphobic bigot too? seems to be where your skills lie
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you going to apologise for being a transphobic piece of shit or do you think pretending to be a liberal absolves you of whatever bigotries you can’t be fucked unburdening yourself of?
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at least this one’s not an eldritch horror from another dimension
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well you’ve moved a lot of people to laughter over the last few hours, i’m certain of that much
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honestly? not only does this fail to negate the overwhelming flop sweat vibes, it only makes your entire schtick even sadder
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this is sad stuff, mate. somehow you manage to communicate the flop sweat just from the way you write
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it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, but it’s just the one very large and very lethargic fish and it keeps getting shot repeatedly but it seems to be getting off on it for some reason
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it’s wild, you never meet vegans like that irl. the distinction is so stark it really does start to feel like an op
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i’ve been blocked by them for months now and every time i see a post like this i experience it as a little jumpscare
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damn it’s almost like she and all the other people pictured doing the same thing that you’re pretending you don’t remember for some reason, were all specifically chosen to attend because they represent the values that the event and the organization that is holding it stand for
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woof. jacob, you’re really not cut out for this. you’ve got the spirit but you ain’t got the wit. i’m so sorry. don’t shoot the messenger
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kirby’s kurse
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that’s not how the horseshoe metaphor works. john’s not discussing two supposed extremes, he’s talking about how the centre right (liberalism, fyi) elides to the far right so often and so happily hth sweetie 💖
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unless i’m just getting weird loading issues, the photo appears to have been yeeted from that specific page in the hour since this was posted 👀, but it still appears in the thumbnail regardless. this feels like a sign of great things to come
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👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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so paul, should we call your dad (who made you a partner in his firm) so we can discuss your habits online? maybe put you on an electronics time out?
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i would never! time will claim us all eventually, and elon might need that bullet soon (for the videogame replica gun he keeps on his nightstand obvs)
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fwiw from the looks of the photo they’re already doing that
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but i suppose this is naturally the kind of behavior you'd get from "don't you care about the kids in cages?!" ->> "well of course the dems have to get even more cruel at the border, that's politics". mercurial beliefs that present themselves as rock solid. a chameleon shifting its colors to cement.
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everybody wins :’)
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feeling blessed rn
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this has gotta be a bit. surely
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please say happy birthday to him for me and tell him i love him
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the face of a man with “no rice, no curry” in his grindr bio