drpaulm.bsky.social
Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs.
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Are you saying that you would make rash decisions with a mob of people chanting No Kings Not Ever whilst they film your every move? Sounds like a plan.
Btw, its a good book.
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Hey, South Africa, I apologise. I used to hate these things but now.... Could send all the working ones to #nokings
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I fear you have read your Mayor of Casterbridge, but not understood it
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Pots and pans are a widely available and effective noise maker.
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Its not every day that a candidate for mayor has a Wikipedia page devoted to his sexual harassment allegations
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_...
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Joe Rogan = Capt. Hauk
getyarn.io/yarn-clip/cf...
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A bit of #alttext would've been awesome here. Maybe split it up into two photos, because this is 3pt font and my eyes are old.
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Rejecting immigration is rejecting Smith's conclusion of 'increase market size'. Trickle-down economics is a lie told by tax-dodging billionaires whilst they hoard wealth and spout racist rhetoric to capture the vox populi.
I predict food shortages next year. Who would pick fruit for this clown?
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Future students of history: we are as confused as you are. Every single one of his decisions is detrimental to USA, but he has stabilised democracy in the rest of the world because the electorate looks at this american fiasco and thinks 'Nope'.
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#alttext
Journalists for Voice of America who were still on administrative leave lamented that staff members were only now being recalled in an emergency, adding that the situation in the Middle East showed why the network never should have been shut down.
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Damned good money? $1000 in crypto?
I predict that no-one will want to buy that crypto, and so anyone doing this must be happy with the happy meal and a hat.
Cryptocurrency=Digital Tulips
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Are these people up for re-election next year? Keeping track of their voting records would be incredibly helpful to anyone thinking of running against them in the primaries
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Fixing healthcare is easy: make the billionaires pay their taxes.
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He's such a troll. He posts rage-bait to clout-farm. Block and ignore.
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#alttext
The white house is morphing into the Kremlin
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#alttext
A restriction road sign (red circle, white background)with a black swastika crossed out by a red line, suggesting the prohibition of fascism
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This works for a noodle shop too, but i reckon they would use the slogan
There can only be wanton hor fun
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Standing up counts as cardio. Probably.
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What are you doing out of bed?! Get back there this minute! This minute, do you hear me?!!!!!
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Unless we film a remake in Mexico and then there will be ONLY JUAN
I'll get my coat.
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Its going to be quite funny when @pierrepoillievre.bsky.social destroys an 80% majority.
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Ah well. Abc news joins the #blocklist
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The torygraph reminds me of a remora fish, desperately hunting a belly to latch onto when it's previous host dies.
Graphic: average telegraph daily circulation, 2003 to 2016
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No, i just retold yours
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See, they *can* learn
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#alttext
Gavin 'Seven Recalls' Newsom wringing his hands
Just say the word, and the British will burn it down for ya
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This should be on a shirt or bumper sticker. No, wait! A giant mug for the mandatory 20oz growler of coffee
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Oh no, that's terrible! Where?
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The difference is @bencollins.bsky.social is WRITING satire, but the AP is REPORTING the satire
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@fetterman.senate.gov not you
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Just think, we could have signs up saying "Get off my lawn and try to die on the compost heap"
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You thought tomato plants growing inside your guts was bad? Now you can have shrapnel wound farming.
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You had me at pumpkin bomb.
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What if chefs started exploding other vegetables? Why stick to corn?
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Can confirm. Bird.
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It does explain why there's less crime on mother's day
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No, cos the #alttext is missing.
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What colour the rainbow viewed through the Prsm?
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@bsky.app
Make it so
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For the good ones I repost with #alttext
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Revoke Citizens United
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With Digital Selective Calling you can make a secure group that is scrambled for analogue radio and invite-only for digital transceivers.
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I switched over to eReaders about ten years ago. I love the fact that i can make the text SUPER BIG
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Eww
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Cuban is confused Bluesky isn't monetising hate; he fails to understand the phrase 'I don't want your money, but I do want your business'. His net worth puts him in the category of Avaricious Parasite.
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As someone who fixes musculoskeletal disorders, can I recommend paperbacks?
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*waves*
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Without bees there is no coffee.