drpaulm.bsky.social
Finest swordsman, soldier of fortune, outrageous liar, step-ladders repaired. Purveyor of bespoke load-bearing adverbs.
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Just think, we could have signs up saying "Get off my lawn and try to die on the compost heap"
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You thought tomato plants growing inside your guts was bad? Now you can have shrapnel wound farming.
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You had me at pumpkin bomb.
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What if chefs started exploding other vegetables? Why stick to corn?
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Can confirm. Bird.
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It does explain why there's less crime on mother's day
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No, cos the #alttext is missing.
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What colour the rainbow viewed through the Prsm?
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@bsky.app
Make it so
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For the good ones I repost with #alttext
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Revoke Citizens United
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With Digital Selective Calling you can make a secure group that is scrambled for analogue radio and invite-only for digital transceivers.
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I switched over to eReaders about ten years ago. I love the fact that i can make the text SUPER BIG
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Eww
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Cuban is confused Bluesky isn't monetising hate; he fails to understand the phrase 'I don't want your money, but I do want your business'. His net worth puts him in the category of Avaricious Parasite.
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As someone who fixes musculoskeletal disorders, can I recommend paperbacks?
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*waves*
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Without bees there is no coffee.
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There's plenty of diversity; there's people with common sense, and then there's you, saying 'everyone has too much common sense and they aren't fighting' and the app isn't making unicorn money.
Stop. Monetising. Extremism.
Bluesky isn't after X's money, it's after its business.
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Extremism is more profitable than level-headedness
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Careful, those things are explody
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I'm going to the beach bar. Back in an hour.
If I'm not back in an hour, please read this message again.
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Reposted with #alttext
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Stop. Rebooting. Old. Stories. And. Let. Us. Watch. Something. New.
Stop rebooting old stories and let us watch something new
StopRebootingOldStoriesAndLetUsWatchSomethingNew
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#alttext
A man in a cap is standing in front of St Peter at the gates of heaven.
Caption:
Says here you went to church your whole life and loudly proclaimed yourself a Christian, but worshipped rich people, hated the downtrodden, and cheered for cruelty. Like what the fuck, man?
By Will Santino
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Alt text: an open mouth with the tongue replaced by a snake's head.
For some reason the snake isn't orange, but seeing as he's not up for re-election in '26, the antivenin is available by recall
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From Feb 2023 to Jun 2025, @fetterman.senate.gov missed 174 of 976 roll call votes, which is 17.8%. The median is 2.9%.
And yet, when he does show up for work, he votes in lockstep with trump.
Why are you representing the people that didn't vote for you? Have you been drinking Musk's Kool-aid?
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Don't engage. Trolls want interaction. Block and move on.
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Splitgate? Surely Shithat
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Oh, thank you. I was wondering why this twerp wanted to make frames per second great again. First person shooters makes SO much more sense.
And yes, gatekeeping is fascist. Let people like what they like.
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Well, he was using quadrants, which did make the maths unbelievably hard: using sextants is much easier. Some of us have not lost our map reading skills.
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Of course they matter, unless they energy. 'Dr' Oz really is a c²
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Sergio Gor? You mean Stephen Miller, surely.
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I mean, i know its going to get worse and we'll look back on this week with nostalgia, but still...
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That is an excellent birthday treat. Nothing beats homemade cake. Happy birthday!
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The only truly 'unspoofable' global positioning system relies on transits of celestial bodies and a clock. Everything else is a technological arms race that throws up more hard-won minerals into low earth orbit.
If it was good enough for Vasco da Gama, it's good enough for you.
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Two men enter. No one leaves.
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Or, hear me out, a cage match IN El Salvador
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His hands are tiny, aren't they.
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Or use 'Shiny' to mean 'good'
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I bring a wealth of information about the provision of affordable housing (tax the REITs), healthcare (get the chemicals out of the foods), and public transportation (the answer is trains and buses, not lyft and uber).
Pay ME millions. Monthly. As a consultant.
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I think you mean Firefly fans.
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What is it?
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That should be their only mode of transport
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Because the book is finished and he hasn't got the next one in the series yet.
The struggle is real.