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drunkonsmut.bsky.social
Long time fandom lurker testing the waters. drunkonsmut at AO3, Tumblr & the hellsite formely known as Twitter. She/they, 30s. Currently: 🏝️OFMD, 😈Good Omens
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the historical accuracy only makes the porn more delicious!
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he's already in party mode!
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spreading the Izzy doll lore! their beautiful phenomenon should be studied (can't think of a similar thing happening in another fandom 🤔)
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🫂🫂🫂
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happy birthday! 🥳
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so bountiful!
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so cute! 😭
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the crew painting X's in their cheek when they are backing Izzy up when opposing the captains' idead
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my Stede too 😭 free them!
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Izzy's blushing so hard but he's so happy. Stede listens intently to him talk about the materials, the process, the trial of confection, the finishing touches. He did little, discreet cravings of Stede's favorite animals on the shelvesbecause he knew he would be delighted by them. Stede: 😭❤️😭
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returns in the evening, Izzy is "casually" sitting in the living room. Stede is all 😮🥹😍 "is this my surprise?" Izzy: 😳 yes... Stede: I looove it so much 😭🥰 the craftmaship alone is incredible!
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and he is so internally pleased with himself when he can show it properly to Stede. He spent ages in his workshop, making sure the dimensions were right and everything would fit when Stede wasn't home. On installation day he plans with Lucius to keep Stede out of the house all day. When Stede-
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😍😍
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he's securing those cookies so well 🥹
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is be adorned and Stede very much was. from his delicate curls and little golden glasses to his white stockings and ribbon-tied heels! 🕺
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edizzy on the deck of the queen anne after reconciling for the 73rd time
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last night I was besieged by images of ed teach in the style of this iconic portrat of liz taylor by helmut newton
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edizzy on the deck of the queen anne after reconciling for the 73rd time
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last night I was besieged by images of ed teach in the style of this iconic portrat of liz taylor by helmut newton
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izzy and eddie were really the liz taylor and richard burton of the pirate world. on and off, toxic, storming off, the love of each others life
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this is one of my favorite series: archiveofourown.org/series/3171393 modern au, life-long friends, fun dynamic, feel-good all around
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🤣🤣🤣
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more most be made of the revelation that Izzy only has one panty 😔 truly tragic, justice for Izzy's closet! Stede would not let this pass 😤
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I seem to have read something like 'Izzy would never call Stede captain' 🤔 clearly a mistake surely 🤷‍♀️ because Stizzy real!
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izzy and eddie were really the liz taylor and richard burton of the pirate world. on and off, toxic, storming off, the love of each others life
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our boy was carrying the world on his shoulder being everything 😭 mother, wife, son, bussiness partner and the holy spirit
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EDIZZY CONFIRMED
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he's allowed to be wrong sometimes 😔
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Frenchie's co-captian then 😌
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STIZZY REAL
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his little tears 🥺
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the little Izzys all there like they are going to have a visit from their estranged father 😭😂
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our boy is a star! 🌟