druzuzu.bsky.social
deranged posting. This is my break from curating my presence online for my job and career.
He/Him
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Lord knows I’m trying lol
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Yeah I was SlugCoin lol. I stopped because it’s hard to be a parody of a thing that already parodies itself.
And Stovey blocked me, ending my credibility on this app forever more
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You said some mean things to me while I was in my “Bitcoin idiot” bit era.
(You passed the test. Bullying crypto fucks is the only correct response)
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Feral in a good way
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Stovey blocked me for doing a Bitcoin bit that was too believable and now the BlueSky community has shunned me and my witty, edgy posts.
Stovey, if you’re reading this, please take me back.
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Omg I was just thinking this
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He’s a Bebby that’s what he is
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Neoliberalism is ok, actually
(Leaves)
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Omg there’s sweat dripping down from the balls 😂
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Execution by doing 100 gravity bing rips in a public square.
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I just want to post my deranged shit online can I just do that please? God.
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Counterintuitive but walk in there fully believing you won’t get the job. Believe it like a fact. Go in there to have an honest, confident conversation about you, and what you can bring to the table, and what you have done. Been rejected a million times and this helps me keep going.
Good luck 🍀
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For sure for sure (rips FAT cloud from elf bar and takes micro edible)
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They’re probably not that good tbh. They’re hot if you’re a still a teenager and you’re too afraid to type up “porn” on Google so you make do with whatever newgrounds has. They’re most likely not good for boys’ mental health and expectations about sex and intimacy tbh
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Meet and fuck international spy. Almost forgot that one.
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You think I’m kidding but I’m not. Those are all real.
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They have it all. Meet and fuck beach hotel. Meet and fuck detective. Meet and fuck cruise. Meet and fuck dance instructor. Meet and fuck motorcycle lesbians. Meet and fuck spaceship. Take your pick.
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newgrounds is a porn website and I will not change my mind.
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One can only hope 🙏🏽 maybe pray
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Sir, your penis is out
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looks like you’re about to drop an album produced by DJ Khaled and Logan Paul
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This cat is on his second year of an expensive MFA program in the East Coast, “unlearning how to paint” and focusing on decolonial narratives
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I think cops and Nazis seem scary just because we haven’t stood up to them in any serious way. Stand up to a bully once and they shut the fuck up. Let them see an armed, trained and militant gay/leftist community. They’ll shit themselves
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And yeah, I know that sharing space with trans people and queer groups can be uncomfortable if you have never interacted with them before as a cis heterosexual man. But I’ll tell you this: It’s far better than normalizing armed Nazis walking in your community looking for “impure” people.
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This is just the beginning. They’ll come for black communities. They’ll come for feminists. They’ll come for the children of immigrants. They’ll come for university professors and doctors. Don’t ever think you’re not on their list. You’re just farther down. Take a stand now and stand with queers 🔥
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And if you think you’re safe because your straight, think again. Is your mother Jewish? Are you non-Germanic white? Are you married to a POC? Are your children mixed? Have you shown public support for liberal causes? Have you criticized the military?
You’re not a target today, but you will be…
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To my fellow cis guys:
Queer people aren’t demanding that we fully involve ourselves in their lifestyle and stop living our lives as straight people. That’s not how support looks like. They’re asking us to literally fight a group that wants to grab political power through mass murder.
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Show up in support*
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Also, get strapped and learn how to use it. They don’t come after armed communities. Show up to a trans/LGBTQ rally with some firepower and project it: you will not be messed with.
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You got me in your side. An attack on the liberty of one is an attack on the liberty of all.
(Starts shitposting harder)