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Life at 140 BPM 💀🌹⚡️ Straight from the gutter
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800 mg of caffeine and beating the piss out of a ‘91 Toyota Corolla street fighter style.

Lilacs smell like piss there I said it

Officially no longer have a toddler. I am pretty busted up over this.

Used to be you could stay asleep but now you can’t because of woke

It worked and my anxiety is peaking

Just because you shouldn’t doesn’t mean you can’t.

I’m gonna have to light a fire under my realtors ass it seems

Nice, the pope got a picture with Artie Lange.

I should have gotten into lean culture in my 20s

youtu.be/9UwcwNZ2vio?... I’m just sayin dawg

It’s high time for another Spark Master Tape release

Running into the wrong people at the right time

Hit some highs this week, hit a low this week. More reunions, losing someone. Weird times.

Postcard should end on the living life in a bubble section and jam out of that.

This is a tough one to swallow. RIP.

I DIY things that I should not and it usually ends up just fine

Working on my sauce game and all I got it deglaze pan and add heavy cream. What other directions can I go?

Overnight sensation is such a horny album

When someone offers me a frittata at brunch

Dancing my cares away

Minimum 5 years until I even consider dating again

My response to the bpd episode I had to deal with this morning

A few days away from signing this settlement. Never felt so good to give away half of my net worth lol.

I can listen to sad songs again without collapsing

Need to crunch the numbers on replumbing my home with pex and selling off the existing copper

Currently listening to the chemical warfare brigade rock opera rn

Chomping DayQuil crystals

It’s high time I listen to Revolutionary vol 1 and 2 again and question everything