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Life at 140 BPM 💀🌹⚡️ Straight from the gutter
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First thing I told my loan officer is “I’m getting a divorce “ When it comes time for underwriting “you are getting a divorce?!?!? Oh boy this might complicate everything” Fucking clowns

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800 mg of caffeine and beating the piss out of a ‘91 Toyota Corolla street fighter style.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Lilacs smell like piss there I said it

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Officially no longer have a toddler. I am pretty busted up over this.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Used to be you could stay asleep but now you can’t because of woke

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

It worked and my anxiety is peaking

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Just because you shouldn’t doesn’t mean you can’t.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna have to light a fire under my realtors ass it seems

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Nice, the pope got a picture with Artie Lange.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I should have gotten into lean culture in my 20s

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/9UwcwNZ2vio?... I’m just sayin dawg

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

It’s high time for another Spark Master Tape release

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Running into the wrong people at the right time

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Hit some highs this week, hit a low this week. More reunions, losing someone. Weird times.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Postcard should end on the living life in a bubble section and jam out of that.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

This is a tough one to swallow. RIP.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I DIY things that I should not and it usually ends up just fine

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Working on my sauce game and all I got it deglaze pan and add heavy cream. What other directions can I go?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Overnight sensation is such a horny album

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

When someone offers me a frittata at brunch

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Dancing my cares away

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Minimum 5 years until I even consider dating again

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

My response to the bpd episode I had to deal with this morning

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

A few days away from signing this settlement. Never felt so good to give away half of my net worth lol.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I can listen to sad songs again without collapsing

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Need to crunch the numbers on replumbing my home with pex and selling off the existing copper

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Currently listening to the chemical warfare brigade rock opera rn

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments