duchessriley.bsky.social
4 yr old corgi that’s kinda sweet and really sassy. The human loves knitting so you’ll see that too. 🧶 No DMs, no crypto, nothing annoying.
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Labor Day?
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International Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19. 🤣
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Must protect the slippies!
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Reminds me of the “Functional Drink” aisle at the grocery store. I assume the dysfunctional drinks are in the liquor aisle.
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Red!!! I used to rub it on my lips so it would look like lipstick.
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Reporter: What is the worst experience you’ve had as a detective?
Detective: Even though I have seen many horrific crime scenes the worst experience was having to read sexy text messages in court.
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She is a hateful human being.
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I don’t get it.
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Agreed. Do men poop so forcefully that it shoots all over their buns?!? Don’t answer that.
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Quick note…cash still exists.
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And those subjects are never smart enough to cover it up.
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Buckle up! It’s a wild one.
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Me, when I walk into a room.
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It is 100% preventable. Especially with cabs, uber, etc. nowadays. Want to get drunk? Fine by me. But make a plan to get home.
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Holy cow!! I’m so glad you survived.
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Fall of 2020.
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Jamie, a very nice man, is dead. Shot to death while walking the dog with his wife. They tried to tape the wife’s wrists with duct tape. The dog is fine. Suspect vehicle had a sticker on it. Victim “lit up the room”, as per usual.
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The dog was not injured!
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A guy and his wife were walking the dog. He is shot to death. They tried to tie her wrists too.