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I don't care too much for money, cause
two hundred eighty-eight million dollars
can't buy me love.
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"See you outside."
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George Washington had Alexander Hamilton.
Donald Trump has Stephen Miller.
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It's official. Trump has signed an Executive order that renames the
Moon. Henceforth, it shall be known as American Cheese.
"Hey," said Trump, "We got there first, even if it was faked."
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Two dolls in every pot!
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Trump crashes economies like nobody's ever seen before!
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There once was a wannabe king
Who craved a long dictator fling
I've had it with law
It sticks in my craw
I want what Xi's got in Bejing
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Oh, dear On Day One, we hardly knew thee.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQ...
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There once was a fat loathsome bully
Who over blind eyes pulled the wooly
He's just a scared coward
Enablers have powered
And his brain has never grown fully
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There was never any plan. Break it. Run like hell. Get caught.
Claim victory.
"I meant to do that."
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Actual photo of the pre-ass kissing ceremony.
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The end of the Trump Trade War was near
When quite accidentally,
A moron who sneezed abruptly seized
Retreat and reversed it to victory.
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Our disappearing Government disappears people right off our streets.
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Every morning, every evening
Ain't we got fun?
Not much money, oh, but honey
Ain't we got fun?
Even if we owe the grocer
Don't we have fun?
Tax collector's getting closer
Ooh, what fun
There's nothing surer
The rich get rich and the poor get poorer
In the meantime, in between time
Ain't we got fun?
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The better-than-expected job numbers are due to the
overwhelming amount of operators hired to answer phones
for the 401K Suicide Hotline.
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There once was a conman named Trump
Whose policies came from his rump
I'll impose a tariff
Cuz I'm the new sheriff
Each voter of mine is a chump
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There once was a Trumper named Waltz
Who says that the chat's not my faultz
It's Goldberg the loser
Not Hegseth the boozer
That opened our top secret vaultz
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There once was a Trumper named Waltz
Who says that the chat's not my faultz
Not Hegseth the boozer
It's Goldberg the loser
That opened our top secret vaultz
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There once was a Trumper named Waltz
Who says that the chat's not my faultz
Not Hegseth the boozer
It's Goldberg the loser
That opened our top secret vaultz
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It's Jeffery Goldberg's fault that we're so incompetent!
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I once tried to catch some fog. I mist.