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. I don't care too much for money, cause two hundred eighty-eight million dollars can't buy me love. .
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. "See you outside." .
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. George Washington had Alexander Hamilton. Donald Trump has Stephen Miller. .
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. It's official. Trump has signed an Executive order that renames the Moon. Henceforth, it shall be known as American Cheese. "Hey," said Trump, "We got there first, even if it was faked." .
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. Two dolls in every pot! .
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. Trump crashes economies like nobody's ever seen before! .
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. There once was a wannabe king Who craved a long dictator fling I've had it with law It sticks in my craw I want what Xi's got in Bejing .
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. Oh, dear On Day One, we hardly knew thee. .
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. There once was a fat loathsome bully Who over blind eyes pulled the wooly He's just a scared coward Enablers have powered And his brain has never grown fully .
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. There was never any plan. Break it. Run like hell. Get caught. Claim victory. "I meant to do that." .
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. Actual photo of the pre-ass kissing ceremony. .
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. The end of the Trump Trade War was near When quite accidentally, A moron who sneezed abruptly seized Retreat and reversed it to victory. .
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. Our disappearing Government disappears people right off our streets. .
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Every morning, every evening Ain't we got fun? Not much money, oh, but honey Ain't we got fun? Even if we owe the grocer Don't we have fun? Tax collector's getting closer Ooh, what fun There's nothing surer The rich get rich and the poor get poorer In the meantime, in between time Ain't we got fun?
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. The better-than-expected job numbers are due to the overwhelming amount of operators hired to answer phones for the 401K Suicide Hotline. .
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. There once was a conman named Trump Whose policies came from his rump I'll impose a tariff Cuz I'm the new sheriff Each voter of mine is a chump .
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. There once was a Trumper named Waltz Who says that the chat's not my faultz It's Goldberg the loser Not Hegseth the boozer That opened our top secret vaultz .
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. There once was a Trumper named Waltz Who says that the chat's not my faultz Not Hegseth the boozer It's Goldberg the loser That opened our top secret vaultz .
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. There once was a Trumper named Waltz Who says that the chat's not my faultz Not Hegseth the boozer It's Goldberg the loser That opened our top secret vaultz .
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. It's Jeffery Goldberg's fault that we're so incompetent! .
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I once tried to catch some fog. I mist.