duckyhornet.bsky.social
I am simultaneously a Ducky and a Hornet
Like how Brundlefly was both a Seth Brundle and also a fly
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How many grams of protein in one of those? I want to get swole and one egg seems more efficient than many
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You gotta also remember that this dude is obsessed with genetic immortality. If he has to sacrifice this algebra equation, it's okay. Musk can just fertilize additional eggs from his employees, after all, until All Are Musk
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A footlong... cookie?
What new devilry is this?
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Hokuto no Ken is also a harem manga. A whole bunch of people who want nothing more than to be entangled with Kenshiro desperately pursue him as he cares only to be with Yuria
Also when splashed with cold water, Kenshiro magically transforms into a shirted version of himself, and many hijinks ensue
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My cat absolutely uses the Egyptian Cubit, and thus I am forced to follow
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You know who else has selflessly devoted themselves to serving the Will of the God-Emperor of Man, Beloved by All?
The Adeptus Arbites who monitor this podcast.
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Those mummies are alive, though. They're the protectors of a little boy named Presley from Memphis, Tennessee
He was once a Pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world
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Oh boy wait til you find out who started Bluesky
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When I was a kid, Leo and Scott were boring, whining fun-ruiners. As I grew up, and especially when I found myself leading teams, I realized that's just responsibility for and caring about people who need you
It's not fun to tell people no, but if you've earned their respect they'll get over it
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Hey don't waste a good baby, there's starving Irishmen out there
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Nah, I totally agree that having Celine Dion heiling over a montage of Jack and Rose and also random battle footage from WW2 would be phenomenal and hilarious
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I suspect the HF kitchen is full of Britons
If there'd been a single Mediterranean person there, recipes would be like "roast these four bulbs of garlic soaked in lemon for a light flavour"
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I used to do Hello Fresh, and the sheer amount of recipes which were like "this recipe is for two people, so please only use one clove of garlic 🤧 it might be too strong otherwise"
Meanwhile I'm also making toum in my processor and going "yeah, that's about enough garlic"
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Some of Secret Level was cool, but I just didn't have any interest in the ones for games I've never heard of lol
The Sifu one was really great
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The Disreputable Coward Clark Kent
"Bullets can't hurt me, but they sure do sting."
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Try to meet Gachapin and Mukku. They're an institution.
Otherwise, Chiitan will be a bizarre thrill
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Whomst'd've
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Gonzo; while cat life is simple, human life is complicated. Sometimes, humans create a thing called art to express something which words alone cannot
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Gotta use all the resources, absolutely
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As a bloke; I was in a dedicated relationship with someone for years. We'd never had piv, but I always brought an entire box with me when I went to visit because, well, things *could* happen. It wasn't a big deal, it wasn't pricy, it just made sense to be responsible
That dude sounds like a jackass
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I never really thought about the violence as cartoony, but this is a series where yeah a huge Nazi plays "Will It Blend?" with a propeller
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We won't destroy y'all. The USA is doing just fine at that itself and we're too polite to interfere
But if you'd like a plate of fries, fresh cheddar, and gravy? We gotchu
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I'm thinking now of the King/Straub joint novel, the Talisman, and the poor hayseed werewolf named Wolf who pals around with Jack until
...the Incident.
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Huh.
I guess I need a hoodie for the first time in forty years
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It is a very good word. I've been using it off and on for three decades now
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Is this Stinker or Slinker? I find myself confuzzled
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It's insane how he dodged so many questions. Like a person who didn't do those things simply would not hem and haw to such a degree, they'd say "yeah, that's fucked up, the SecDef shouldn't be a drunkard who sexually harasses his employees idk"
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I know a guy who had it. He says it was the most disgusting thing he'd ever eaten
I require such an experience.
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From your keyboard to God's feed, my friend
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I refuse to eat hakarl because when the Greenlandic Norse came to North America they were dicks to the indigenous people here
Definitely no other reason to not eat fermented piss shark
(If I ever make it to Iceland, I'm having hakarl just so I can tell my friends)
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Anonymous slander
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There's a tradition of cats being lucky on ships. Rats are bad, they cause bad health outcomes, so get a cat on your boat
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Don't worry, even the people born in this province don't really speak French either, they just curse at each other and somehow everyone understands
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The villain is the manager of a local ice cream parlour
They are always just freshly out of the good flavours
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Predictive programming. FEMA had this scene inserted to normalize the idea and make it more palatable before they used HAARP to ravage LA
This is what they do. But you can resist, you can fight back.
The first step is going to my store and buying Patriot Chow today! It makes its own gravy
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Derputy, surely
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The Enshittification.
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Look, I don't like wasps either, but they're just bugs in the end. They didn't drive out anyone despite being testy and stingy
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Imagine talking about real planes and mentioning spiral-wing oil leaks
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Is this the one where I can play as the minifig version of a Bionicle in a sickass Flash game?