dudeplease42.bsky.social
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I believe i can do it.... I mean cremation is always a future option.
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Oh shit, Mr. Glass has his eye on him now.
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Got arrested for giving out PPE
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He was just asking for a friend
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He standing there thinking "if my dick was this big I bet Stormy wouldn't have made fun of me"
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Ugh just like parents
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So the free speech of Westboro Baptist church, kkk, proud boys, oath keepers, and straight up flag waving nazis, is protected, but people can't hold up signs because what it's birthday? Like it's some old geriatric dude version of a quinceanera or sweet 16 party, he sounds like a bitchy diva.
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Isn't there a town or something in South America a lot of confederates fled to after the Civil War? I mean they seem to really Guantanomo let's just let them have it.
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So is water woke or DEI? I mean everything else kinda makes sense in a very fucked up authoritarian way.
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Looking like they are about to try to email homelessness is the absolute worst way possible
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I mean, looks to me like a man wearing capris, seems kinda gay to me.
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Kinda like where I'm from, except it's a white 2006 impala on blocks and a meth head named skeeter. It's the little differences that make life beautiful.
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As hard it is to accept, I truly believe that foster care is for the best at this time in its life.
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A malicious Teddy Ruxpin
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Sounds like he really wants to watch two "males go at it". He should just be honest with himself, then maybe he wouldn't be such a shitstain on society.
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It sounds like one of those vegan alternatives at whole foods.
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He heard a Haboob was on it's way and he grabbed some Jergens and tissues, and Mike Johnsons son got a phone notification.
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That's kind of manifest destiny.
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It's cool we get it, its not like we ain't we screwed anyway lol.
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Maybe it's Maybelline?
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Did ya'll sneak in like mission impossible or was it like an Oceans 11 type thing?
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I have been living my life wrong this whole time.
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A whole hour of the conversation was them saying "No, you hang up first " to each other over and over again while giggling.
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Honestly, no we are not, we're just giant balls of anxiety and depression wearing a mask of a smile coupled with humor in an attempt to trick the world and ourselves that everything is fine and that we got this. Seriously though thanks for asking.
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Also this but less charming and moral.
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She seems to write a whole lot of fan fic for herself
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Nah, just keep being true to yourself.
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He'd be really mad at that if he could read
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Speaking of churches, about time we start taxing them. If they're so sure this nation was founded on Christianity, well it should help fund it too.
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Just don't seem like the time for him to be posting and bunch of planes taking off, you know given his recent history and all.
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What? That many planes, in this economy and with this FAA?
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Fingers crossed and hope ots heading to Florida (Just a couple locations)
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I wanna go out like Elvis, but at like at Walmart.
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Pretty convenient that self hate can also be self love.
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At least he still has Smithers
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I'm guessing Vance is still hiding in the closet.
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Not sure if I need comprehension, attention, or interest aids, but damn sure I need something.
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Kind of bitch move for someone always crying what he claims is persecution.
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Everytime I look in the mirror I know he's not infallible
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I doubt he's the father,but he does seem like the type that watched conception happen from a chair in the corner.
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Why does so many of Trumps tweets,truths, or whatever he wants to call them always read like a damn child "but, but, mAAaahmm they won't let me ----" whatever bitch of the moment he having. Stupid toddler
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For such an Alpha male that crazy, did he forget where his bootstraps are?