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dumbcolumbo.bsky.social
like Columbo, but dumb.
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submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

With friends like these

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Just started this up and really enjoying it, on an unrelated note I'm thinking long sleeve henley under an open button up could be the move for layering next fall.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Listening to One Year Ago by Arcade High on a city bus. Stoned as hell smiling like a dolt. White Jeans. Manspreading.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Next time someone tries to give you shit just stare at them dreamy eyed until you have the chance to employ this little nonsequitor; "You know that song Closer by Nine Inch Nails? That song is so us right now."

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Yo at the dentist earlier my blood pressure was 121/79 which is damn near perfect. So, yeah... Is that doing anything for anybody? Fuck I'm lonely.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I lowkey made another poetry zine I took a train to wherever and wrote for a week, if that's ok, sorry, like and subscribe jessiecool.itch.io/policed-state

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I got this fucking Chicago Guide to Style and I read the whole fucking thing and I still don't know if it's alright to buy cheap Yeezy's on OfferUp yet.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna fuck this outfit up with sauce, all kinds of sauce, and fucking red fruit, avovados, melted cheese. This shit is about to be fucking embarrassing.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Man I am really killing the admittedly niche "late 30s scumbag" vibe.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Enter the 47th Chamber

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This but it's the start of Liquid Swords after the movie monologue.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Baseball

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Boba Fette's Fettuccine and Boba Emporium

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

"I SHOW UP!" "You have a shoe box with you" "YEAH, CAUSE I FUCKING SHOW UP!" "That cannot be why you have a shoe box." "FUCKING SHOWING UP!" "with a shoe box." "DAMN RIGHT!"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

And in the glorious light I feel it and I know. My hair is better than Emilio's in Mighty Ducks. Better than in Breakfast Club.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments