dumbcolumbo.bsky.social
like Columbo, but dumb.
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Dogg they're just giving away reusable bags. In this economy? You can't afford not to.
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Needs eyebrow piercing
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Also bisexual men who have truly lost count. Can I just put 10 or more?
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Ostracize.
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"'Smatter? Garter's going up?" Is a punchline based on the ignorance of the person saying it. Silk Stockings going down means you're getting laid, but this person is asking if there is something wrong with the garters that hold the stockings because they're oblivious.
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Wait i mean tangentially, tangentially related.
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Cut off your fingers.
Wait, no, shit. Specifically not that actually fuck.
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[Breaking into tears] The Knick came to my wedding!
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Lost boldy james lyric
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I just read a book called Techno Fuedalism where the author proposed that the new form of capital we are shifting towards is better described as Cloud Capital.
What if Billionares started calling themselves Cloud Merchants?
Cloud Merchant sounds way too cool, we can't let them get away with this.
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I saw this and thought maybe an ex president did something so i typed "bush" into the bluesky search bar.
Dont do that in walmart.
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Oat clusters just littered in chest hair, bit of almond stuck to the lower left lip, absentmindedly mixing granola shake with my fingers before upending the bag with one corner above my upturned mouth on some sort of public transit. People avoid sitting next to me. Real masculine shit, you know?
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It's just a bag of Granola, that's actual what Brad Pitt is eating in all the Ocean movies
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ImadogimadoginmadogimadogimadogimadogimadogimadogWHOA....DID THAT THING JUST FUCKING MOVE?!......NO?...imadogimadogimadogimadogimadog
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There's a lot of loose ends and idealistic thinking in this idea, but I think it's a place to start when addressing harmful behavior.
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Idealistically if you have a justice system based around restoring victims you will see harmful crimes significantly decrease as things like the cyclical nature of abuse or poverty are disrupted and a lot of the motivations for harmful behavior start to go away.
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So rehabilitative justice is focused on the person who caused the harm, if you look at justice as being restorative you instead focus on the victim of the harm. The goal is to take that victim and try to help them be as whole as possible after the trauma they endured.
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Oh shit, I wasn't sure what meant by "cop in our head" until this post but I feel like I have a really good answer for this. The answer is shifting your thinking from rehabilitative justice to restorative justice. I'll explain:
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Riding my fixed-gear at traffic speeds is currently the only way i can find that consistently get my burned-out endocrine system to produce the nuerotransmitters necessary to feel anything resembling joy that isn't already a felony, but sure, why not, I already got bench warrants.
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But fr, that wall of sound dude from instagram and taco bell quarterly would make q great couple.
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The Postal Service cover of this song is incredible as well.
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110% meant to say serendipitously
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I flip the collar up on my jean jacket as my wayfarers seruptitiously fall from the top of my head to the brow of my nose. Obama is there. He winks. My hair is better than emelio estevez's in Mighty Ducks. Better than his hair in Breakfast Club.
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Then you've got a felon, due to discriminatory housing and hiring policies they'll most likely end up living in an area subject to broken windows policing, next time you need to pin a crime on someone you've got a ready made repeat offender. It's a slam dunk.
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Actually there's a much easier way to secure your convictions as a D.A.: sometimes it takes years for a felony case to go to trial. If you deny bail, or the defendant can't afford bail, you let them stew in County Jail for two years and then offer them a plea for time served.
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Police Officers have family members who get their claims denied to, there's lots of ways to sandbag a case.
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God kinda does this with Abraham's first born in the bible and I remember it not being played for laughs but also Abraham wasn't really in on the bit. Kind of a dick move to be honest.
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I legitimately have trouble watching it because I start to think I might be trapped in some horrible montrose-hipster ripoff of They Cloned Tyrone and my archetype is just based off Nick Miller.
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I fuck with kazoos heavy bro, respect.
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Yeah but I started drinking again.
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If you ever find yourself struggling with negative self talk try talking to yourself like you are your own dog. Addendum: never be needlessly mean or cruel to animals, especially your own dog.