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duncanlooney.bsky.social
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Hitler statue found in sewer, dumped right back. 1949.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Happy birthday to all you Mom’s out there!

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t speak to me or my unusual son ever again

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord

submitted 144 days ago • 52 comments

I like when I’m in Menards and they play the Menards jingle in the store. Reminds me of Menards.

submitted 220 days ago • 0 comments

I’m glad the phrase “I’m glad [blank] is getting their flowers” is getting their flowers

submitted 448 days ago • 0 comments

I couldn’t get some rice to unstick from the pan so I tried spraying it with hot water and i think like I fell for rice’s trap.

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

I got some mini donuts, hot dogs, and ritz crackers and the self-checkout robot told me it was a “great purchase”. Hell yea

submitted 612 days ago • 0 comments

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

submitted 623 days ago • 192 comments

Looney from way downtown… bang!!

submitted 637 days ago • 0 comments

Where are we at with holograms?

submitted 648 days ago • 0 comments

It’s gonna suck in 2035 when the #1 song is the most boring pop-country cover of “Hey Ya” by some white dude.

submitted 665 days ago • 0 comments