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dwarfpotato.bsky.social
Queen of the never ending to do list. Learning how to write technical content. I love kayaking, books, crochet and my guinea pigs. She/her.
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Incredible. Reads like a conversation with a complete sociopath who is also really, really lazy. amandaguinzburg.substack.com/p/diabolus-e...

As a guinea pig owner, I have a lot of t-shirts relating to pigs. Perhaps today, when I meet my new boss (a company director), I should opt not to wear the one that says "We came, we saw, we pooped everywhere"...

Wow, look at this: the carbon intensity of UK electricity is currently only 32g/kWh and 86.5% of our electricity right now is coming from renewables. Come on world, this IS possible! And it will only get better (meaning: cleaner, healthier, less intrusive) 🎉 (graphic from grid.iamkate.com )

Big paddle cleanup time! Some pictures from yesterday, and ten days ago. @paddleuk.bsky.social

"Excellent idea! Getting payback on a society that wronged you is an exciting and compelling suggestion! 🎉 I would suggest using a clocktower as it provides an optimal vantage point for your cleansing fury. Is there anything else I can help you with?"

dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy

Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.

Temu helps independent businesses: I just paid for the ad-free version of an app just to escape from the intensely WEIRD temu ads. (App is Meow Tower. It's adorable. You should get it.)

1/12 Tony Blair Institute have released a report which is getting a lot of coverage in UK today It says the drive for net zero emissions is flawed and some media outlets have gone to town However it’s a bit odd By odd, I mean there’s a lot of bollocks in it and shouldn't be taken seriously 🧵🧵

Words to live by.

This checks out. "Out of mules" CLEARLY refers to when you can't be assed any more. Loving the implication that all of these criminal networks just can't be bothered any more.

Planned actions: Aberdeen Barnsley Belfast Blackpool Brighton Bristol Cardiff Cheltenham Coventry Darlington Dundee Edinburgh Glasgow Guildford Hastings Leamington Spa Leeds Liverpool London Manchester Norwich Nottingham Orkney Plymouth Portsmouth Sheffield St Neots Swansea Worcester York

Literally life changing information.

Trans women are women.

Absolutely brilliant article about the latest sewage to leak from JK Rowling's mouth. @cantonwiner.bsky.social nails it. open.substack.com/pub/cantonwi...

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Can't wait to cook my dinner with erm *checks notes* groo-yay-er cheese?

Spent yesterday doing a repainting. Not finished yet so not sharing, but I want to thank oscar_velasco.artstation.com for making an excellent 3D model of Boba Fett sketchfab.com/3d-models/bo...

🚨 Outrage as 20 police officers break into Westminster Quaker Meeting House and arrest six. 🚨 This shocking violation of a place of worship is a direct result of crackdowns on protest and dissent - freedom of speech, assembly and democracy are at risk.🕊️ 👉 www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...

I'm not an artist; I can only support our fellow meatbag artists. See the replies for so many skilled humans!

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

Oh neat, March 28 is national "Smash Your Amazon Echo Devices With A Hammer" day.

@ass.golf just so you know I am EXTREMELY ENJOYING Anh, Faye and Bubbles right now.

If anyone asks, this would be my Culture ship name.

Bought a lot of camping stuff from the auction. Some wins (Rab camping pillow, teensy tent) but also an AliExpress-ass lamp with some concerning suggested uses.

without em dashes, i’d have parentheses in every sentence (because i am incapable of expressing a thought without additional bonus content)

Not read fiction in almost a year. Almost devoured nettle and bone in one sitting starting at 10.30pm last night.

I refuse to believe the word in black, bottom left, is anything other than PARSNIP.

Do you reckon entrepreneur crabs have forward hustles?

related but opposite fun fact: if you click on any google ad for an etsy item and buy anything from that store in the next 30 days, it costs the creator 12-15% on top of standard fees. so if you see something cool..... don't click, type it in

Great article by a friend's mum. So humanising - so many criminals are just people who are hurting, and prison is not the place for them. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

BIG BOAT STUCK

Daily life in 2025. #AI #Tech #JustLetMeBe #FFS

people say disasters make acts of heroism and humanity all the clearer so i just want to take a moment to appreciate Kim Kardashian making a point of supporting the incarcerated firefighters www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

Sharing today's USGS Volcanoes post...because. "Even volcanoes make resolutions! This New Year's Eve, we're sharing a few of our favorite self-help titles for improving eruptions, reshaping slopes, and becoming a better volcano. To all our followers, we wish you a very Happy New Year in 2025!"

Got the warm and fuzzies today 😊

If you see this car, please call the police. It's stollen.

Successfully gave my 25th blood donation today!

I present: the regal queen Tico.

Bored of ‘normal’ Christmas movies? YEAH YOU ARE. Here are 25 flipping awful Christmas movies you need to watch immedately if not before. unsettledmind.substack.com/p/25-god-awf...

Mmmlommmmlommmlommm nomnomnom #guineapig

Happy three year anniversary to Cookie and Tico, who decided in 2021 that they could tolerate living together as long as there are more cardboard boxes than there are pigs. #guineapig

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