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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

I'm thinking of Cuomo's survivors tonight. They never stopped being loud. I hope they're having a perfect night tonight.

Turns out there was a more exciting message than better things aren’t possible

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS

me when fans say utah had a net positive in the transfer portal

Has any band experienced such severe sloppification as Coldplay?

People who post things like this have lost all touch with reality.

using food to show where i grew up

University of Utah student arrested by ICE says 15 days in detention were ‘hardest of my life’ www.sltrib.com/news/educati...

like a baby every time that and beale street barry fuckin jenkins

This whole, "sexual assault and harassment is bad when Trump does it, but ok when our side does it," is sending a really clear message that the old guard of Democratic leadership only cares about women when it's politically advantageous. www.politico.com/news/2025/06...

spot on. democrats stop laundering sex pests challenge

i thought they were all excited about trump winning so they could say more slurs?

A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.

It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

Scarlett Johanssen doing some crummy Jurassic Park sequel?

been in two. would do a third if the food rocked.

I’m thinking about how Anthony Bourdain didn’t have any accusations against him, but his response was that he failed nonetheless. If the women who worked under him didn’t feel safe going to him for help, he said he failed to create a safe environment.

smoking the shit that makes you Concerned

This heat wave is absolutely bone crushing. I'm so glad I installed central air two years ago. But if you're without AC, or you're dealing with a heat wave for the first time because it's reaching areas that don't historically get this hot, here are a few tips from my years of poverty in a desert:

The sexual predators have unionized

This is fundamentally why this capitulation or compromise game doesn't work. The anti trans side doesn't want some "reasonable" compromise on sports or other issues. They see trans people as less than human who should be eradicated from society. You can't compromise with that.

Lmaoo we are getting closer

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“If Iran was more concerned about how they were polling with moderates, they wouldn’t be in this situation.” -Ezra Klein

The ICE agents aren’t insurrectionists, extremist militiamen or criminals, they’re the police. This is what the police look like, this is how the police operate.

el pueblo unido jamás será vencido

After experiencing “four seasons” I’m calling bullshit on people saying they prefer that more than California weather. Bullshit you do. You just experience such a massive dopamine rush in spring after the hell-dark that you rationalize it.

My great grandfather was born enslaved in Mississippi. That’s a fact. It’s unremarkable to me that my economic history colleagues, who love linking any and everything, neglect this fundamental fact when they talk about mobility, race, and everything else they sidestep in their so-called scholarship…

This is what happens when the most action you’ve taken against an authoritarian regime is to say the banning of gender affirming care for minors is a distraction

YOU'RE DIMMA DONE FOR

"Tricia Hersey challenges the idea that our bodies are machines to be used for capitalism’s profit as opposed to truly belonging to us." "It’s about pushing back against a system that calls you 'lazy' for not wanting to work around the clock.. that started on the plantation." #Rest #BlackSky

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

“What about interviewing the victims of fascism?” “But the fash girls seem mysterious” “Folks are losing their rights” “But they’re flatironing their hair and hating abortion” “They’re getting ethnically cleansed” “But they’re like, girlbossing about being chained to the kitchen”

Whenever people tell you only a singular genius can accomplish xyz they’re lying to you and themselves.

Obama: Globe "seems kinda warm"

Bluesky is bad because everyone thinks identically (tells me I stink) instead of featuring a diversity of thought (telling me I'm a smart handsome boy)

Weve got 40+ years of data on "give rich people all the money and use the law to create incentives for them to use the money in a way that benefits society" and all we've gotten from it is Gilded Age tier inequality

also, tucker carlson isnt “anti-war,” he would invade mexico and canada tomorrow if he was in charge www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carls...

Another forever war in the Middle East will bring peace and prosperity this time, I know it. We will surely not regret another forever war in the Middle East.

help I can’t stop singing this