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A radical Christian just murdered the speaker of a state house but the real worry is the theocratic muslim who said the bus should be cheaper

submitted 12 hours ago • 214 comments

no amount of free money is going to get people to have children in a stagnant society of rampant corruption and dwindling opportunity

submitted 10 hours ago • 239 comments

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

submitted 14 hours ago • 376 comments

could you imagine being sputnik? the first satellite in space? of course you couldn’t. that’s a silly thing to imagine.

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submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

An absolutely incredible shot and chaser. Truly an all-timer.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

im kind of living for how hideochious lauren sanchez’s wedding outfits are like this is what $35 mil got you? ek

submitted 12 hours ago • 125 comments

Twitter discourse seems to primarily be chuds discovering someone outside their bubble saying the earth is round or rain is wet, and losing their minds in shock and consternation.

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you should steal more

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Voting in 2028 wont save anything. As soon as another Republican gets in power, this will happen even worse It is the system ITSELF that is corrupt yall. You cannot use the tools of this corrupt system to FIX corruption.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Pack the Court. If we are serious about the defense of these rights, we pack the Court. Simple as that. They pack it back, we pack it again. We do it until we reach consensus on long-term reforms to the judiciary. I don't know what it's going to take for people to get it.

submitted 17 hours ago • 495 comments

"theocracy" his mother isn't even muslim the guy is literally from a more multifaith background than like 90% of Americans what are we even doing here anymore

submitted 17 hours ago • 25 comments

HELP - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 235 days ago • 0 comments

*Biden tries to forgive student loans* SCOTUS: Whoa there, that is, uh, a major question. Which means you can't do it. *Trump revokes part of the constitution* SCOTUS: Obviously, we got to give the President the benefit of the doubt on this one.

submitted 18 hours ago • 72 comments

I love how FOX News is just actively promoting this guy. I wish I could live in his woke caliphate!

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And then this shit just came out. When you’re making over $700k a year, gaining $12k is nothing. It’s a nice vacation, redoing the garage, giving a niece/nephew a car. When you’re making $23k a year, losing $1600 is “are we paying for food or for the house or for medical bills” territory.

submitted 2 days ago • 215 comments

The daily contact lenses taste like 1/30 as good as the monthly ones

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

hell yeah

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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

submitted 2 days ago • 558 comments

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

submitted 3 days ago • 301 comments

I'm thinking of Cuomo's survivors tonight. They never stopped being loud. I hope they're having a perfect night tonight.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Turns out there was a more exciting message than better things aren’t possible

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

me when fans say utah had a net positive in the transfer portal

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Has any band experienced such severe sloppification as Coldplay?

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

People who post things like this have lost all touch with reality.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

using food to show where i grew up

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

University of Utah student arrested by ICE says 15 days in detention were ‘hardest of my life’ www.sltrib.com/news/educati...

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

like a baby every time that and beale street barry fuckin jenkins

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This whole, "sexual assault and harassment is bad when Trump does it, but ok when our side does it," is sending a really clear message that the old guard of Democratic leadership only cares about women when it's politically advantageous. www.politico.com/news/2025/06...

submitted 4 days ago • 155 comments

spot on. democrats stop laundering sex pests challenge

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i thought they were all excited about trump winning so they could say more slurs?

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.

submitted 4 days ago • 714 comments

It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

submitted 5 days ago • 70 comments

Scarlett Johanssen doing some crummy Jurassic Park sequel?

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

been in two. would do a third if the food rocked.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’m thinking about how Anthony Bourdain didn’t have any accusations against him, but his response was that he failed nonetheless. If the women who worked under him didn’t feel safe going to him for help, he said he failed to create a safe environment.

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

smoking the shit that makes you Concerned

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

This heat wave is absolutely bone crushing. I'm so glad I installed central air two years ago. But if you're without AC, or you're dealing with a heat wave for the first time because it's reaching areas that don't historically get this hot, here are a few tips from my years of poverty in a desert:

submitted 6 days ago • 57 comments