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I am not religious but I am so enthralled that this pope has decided to counter a war parade with a show of peace, beaming in to the White Sox's Rate Field. I can't wait for the Sermon on the Mound.

Where'd they go?

Yesterday in Italy, a man asked me "What is your land?" Me: "America." "Ahh America. Wonderful." "Not so much now." And the man who lived through Mussolini said to me: "Yes. But another day will come..."

Italy is the land of free concerts. Today had a fantastic violinist & pianist in the archeological museum in Il Duomo in Orvieto. The delicacy of the angelic pianist was a jarring counterpoint to the painting behind her of hanging slaughtered animals waiting to be cut up. Good grief hang a curtain..

Martial law? When I get back to my house in LA I will be adding an attic.

Effing hypocrites. May they get what's coming to them. @KristiNoem: If Joe Biden federalizes the National Guard, that's a direct attack on states' rights. The last few years Democrats tried taking away our freedoms of religion, assembly, speech. We can't let them take away our freedoms.

Beautiful sunset tonite at one of our favorite restaurants, Locanda Della Picca Ristorante, Città della Pieve. #italy

The haters are stripping Harvey Milk's name from a navy ship. They may also remove: Thurgood Marshall, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Harriet Tubman, Dolores Huerta, Lucy Stone, Cesar Chavez, Medgar Evers. History will remember their names. assface'll have a garbage truck named after him.

Landed in Rome on Bill's birthday. We celebrated in Rome with lunch at the place that invented Pinza Romana (I had to look it up too), a visit to the Trevi Fountain, gelato at the Piazza Navona, then a drive home through the countryside. A needed break from the insanity... #worldsfriendliestdivorce

Elon Musk's statement regarding assface's "big beautiful bankrupting- the -country bill" translated: "Buy my cars buy my stock stop boycotting my company stop trashing my cars I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't think you nobodies could hurt me AAGGHH!!!"

It takes a special kind of sad sick felon to dis someone with cancer, but assface never lets you down. His response to President Biden's cancer: “He's not a smart person, but a somewhat vicious person. If you feel sorry for him, don't. He's vicious. He hurt a lot of people."

My parade is coming!! $100 mil of taxpayer money 4 ME!!! No school lunches medicare medicaid social security cause it's all for me!!!! I gonna have tanks that go Boom! (Ignore the trolls Peeps, a new study shows all trolls suffer from premature ejaculation.)

Oh boy! I'm having a big parade with real tanks! that fire guns! & soldiers who have to salute me! even though I have bone spurs & didn't greet the bodies of the 4 soldiers killed on duty when they arrived here cause I had a golf tournament that I won! I bet my parade's bigger than Hitler's!

Happy #Caturday! #tailsofjoy tailsofjoy.net

WaPo: "It’s called the Library of Congress. But Trump claims it’s his." Pretty funny coming from a guy who probably never had a library card.

1. More reasons the Pope bypassed Dodger Stadium: $15 for a Farmer John wafer. $22 for "blood of Christ", one refill. Refused Pope bobblehead giveaway. Could not bring in your own cross, had to buy one there. Did not want to wear a transparent hat. Parking $50. Dodgers Holy Water only, $25.

1. More reasons the Pope bypassed Dodger Stadium: $15 for a Farmer John wafer. $22 for "blood of Christ", one refill. Refused Pope bobblehead giveaway. Could not bring in your own cross, had to buy one there. Did not want to wear a transparent hat. Parking $50. Dodgers Holy Water only, $25.

Pope Leo thought about delivering his message at Dodger Stadium instead of at Rate Field in Chicago, but he knew everyone would be leaving in the fifth psalm.

A thoughtful memorial day to all, with memories of all our family members who served and made the ultimate sacrifice so a tyrannical felon could fleece the world. When we finally get the chance, let us be as brave as our relatives were.

Holidays are a great time to adopt.