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Kyle Schwarber was super appreciative for the simple trade with the fan who caught his 300th HR ball

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Really lookin’ forward to the weekend, you guys.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

My biggest conspiracy theory is that ESPN & TNT have been piping artificial shoe-squeak noises into their NBA broadcasts ever since the Pandemic Bubble

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

THREAD OF DONRUSS DIAMOND KINGS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE GOING THROUGH IT: Ivan Calderon looks like he’s watching someone struggle on the grill at the cookout.

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Friends, the basketball is good right now

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

These are trying times. Make sure to listen to Vernon Davis saying “yams… sweet potato yams” in a calming voice at least 10 times per day

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

@edsbs.bsky.social this calls for reposting The Ball Is Tipped for the people.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry but a Mike Alstott cereal should have lean meat in it

submitted 63 days ago • 10 comments

"Computer, generate Rap Star Luc Longley with seasonal affective disorder"

submitted 106 days ago • 5 comments

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

submitted 118 days ago • 41 comments

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

submitted 124 days ago • 55 comments

"I was driving, I was coming out of Wendy's. I got a 4 for 4. Shoutout to Wendy's." This Eagles fan left out no details in his interview about Friday's plane crash in Philadelphia.

submitted 125 days ago • 5 comments

No better way to close out a CFB season than Holly putting it to bed every year 🧵

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off

submitted 148 days ago • 67 comments

Mark Zuckerberg has no clue where to point the flashlight

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

hopeful for a best-case scenario where he wastes the vast majority of his time and political capital on things six-year-old me wanted to do. stuff like "missouri must give some of its land to kansas so it can be a rectangle"

submitted 150 days ago • 65 comments

WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY

submitted 192 days ago • 8 comments

I started describing Wemby to my wife and realized that between his name, physical attributes, and resume, it sounded like I was talking about an imaginary friend.

submitted 163 days ago • 28 comments