edna.bsky.social
USMC Aviatrix. Inveterate shenanigator. Texas Aggie. UChicago Maroon. Devoted Chicagoan ✶✶✶✶ Lover of the word nope and ampersands. Hater of Oxford commas. She/Her.
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This is so badass. I would totally buy merch.
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Entenmann's crumb donuts.
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Thank you for everything you've done to support a country that is being terrible to you for simply being yourself. I am so very sorry and wish you every kindness going forward.
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Congratulations!
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Those were so bad but the beer steak Pringles were the worst. The beer can chicken Pringles were the least offensive.
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Bruticus: "maybe YOU don't shit where you eat but some of us like to experiment."
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Pro tip: warm it up on a non-stick and it gets just that much better.
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I'm so deeply sorry. My only offering is that this person in the military tribe is still with you and always will be. It's so small but it's all I can offer.
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Wait. We always yelled "Ollie Ollie oxen free" (no, I don't know why). Is this a regional version I wonder?
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Alice: why are you sitting? Fetch me my treats.
Dr. Jones: you just snuck into the pantry and ate the entire bag.
Alice: do stores not exist?
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MER?
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Well put, Terry. We grieve as we mourn the loss of our friends. We feel the guilt at knowing it could have easily been us.
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That was absolutely glorious.
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Congratulations!
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My pilot hat makes me wonder how that message gets passed. Seriously. Does Center call you up and say "uh, we've got new routing for you, say fuel in time. Directions at order of SCOTUS"?
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I knew I could depend on you. You can choose shop vac duty or drink the beer in the beer fridge duty.
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Wow terry. Way to celebrate the flooding of the basement of my octogenarian parents. Real classy. @jakobjarecki.bsky.social would never.
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Wow. It couldn't possibly have gone out of business due to lack of revenue.
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If not, just hold it at the closest strip club. You know that's where your clients are anyways.
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The Barracks Esquire. You have the chance to do some seriously hilarious pro-bono work.
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Congrats!
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No doubts there!
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I can't wait to experience this first hand.
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Can confirm that it was, in fact, not good. And this after getting hit with tornadic winds yesterday.
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Damnit.
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Heyo!
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Honestly, I've heard worse pickup lines.
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I hate that getting up early to start the day with a workout makes me feel better. I want to feel justified in sleeping in.
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What's the Scots word of the day for "congratulations! You are very deserving of this award."?
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But were they circled?
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He is a South Sider so this is to be expected.
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How about basic health care?
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Pope Bahn Mi IV. I like it.
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He's from Chicago. That's all you need to know.
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Was just thinking that. "So, what's your brother been up to? Oh. He's the supreme pontiff but Mom says he still has to help with the dishes after Thanksgiving."
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Tired: Italian beefs
Inspired: Vatican beefs
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My brother and I were at a German fest today and we talked about a May the 4th appropriate wookie wearing a dirndl. He was only moderately surprised to hear me say "oh wait! I have a friend who has probably already made this happen!" 😁
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Oh crap. What did I miss?