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Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son the fifth Beatle Me alone: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇦
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What if all the porn bots are really just sad inside

Good afternoon! > There's a headphone sale at Sweetwater 😮 > going to walk for the first time in a week > abolish the police What are you up to

Can a producer for @lauracoates.com @cnn.com @cnn-news.bsky.social get in touch with me ASAP? Your guests are factually wrong on the law in California and this is dangerous. Press exempt from arrest per CA Penal Code 409.7. I negotiated language of the law. You need to correct this ASAP.

I'm sorry, I moonwalk when I'm nervous, Your Honor

post a ten year old pic of yourself

ayyyy fuckin Tony Awards how you doin

CLIENT: let's book it ME: cool I need a deposit CLIENT: here's the party info ME: cool I need a deposit CLIENT: looking forward to it! ME:

🙏 peace, be still. Thank you Sly 🙏

Are you a Bobcat or a Boblin? I say it depends on your reaction to this song If you're wiggling, you might be a Boblin (borrowed from a concept by @definitelydylan.bsky.social)

Wow my dryer is working exceptionally well today

This will mean nothing to you, but I just found my deodorant that I lost a month ago Please clap

why is anyone giving this clown a platform anywhere

MLB announcers blaming the umps for everything means Bob from Toledo thinks he can call the game from his couch and had a better view than the home plate ump

hot singles in your area wanna be melted between two perfectly grilled pieces of bread (they are kraft singles)

Mood brought to you by Bushveld Rain Frog

LA has one of the strongest and most robust mutual aid networks anywhere. mutualaidla.org

Good morning Allergy shots time Here is this old goofy meme What are you up to

In honor of the first American pope, Midwest automaker releases the new Dodge Responsibility

so depressing that it's always the former officers who make statements no current generals have the stones to risk their jobs I guess

The weird, often whitewashed way the civil rights movement is taught (or not taught) seemed to convince a lot of people that nonviolence was met with nonviolence, instead of you know, dogs, hoses, beatings, death, etc

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

lmao The Sun has a livestream of the “LA riots” on YouTube and when you click on it it’s a bunch of troops standing around doing nothing you can literally hear birds singing in the background what a time to be alive