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Screenwriter and author of The Bullet Swallower, Mona at Sea.
One time Ben Stein said he liked my hair.
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Immediately made me think of this lol
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This has gotta be the most money the Commonwealth has ever spent to secure an OUI conviction...
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I wish I could say I’m surprised but I know Texas too well 😞
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Elon’s taking all the water (8 million gallons/day) from my hometown too. Like they literally might run out next year.
www.texasobserver.org/corpus-chris...
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If you’re looking for additional examples of the environmental cost of AI, there’s also the fact that xAI’s data center in Memphis is currently causing HORRIBLE air pollution. They’ve been releasing so much methane gas that residents are having trouble breathing
www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
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I just put a hold on it at my library (there’s a long wait! 😊)
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I feel the same and I really want to write one of those Object Lesson books on it.
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Pardon the Interruption (or as my mom calls it, those yelling guys)
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Turns out all my celebrity interactions have been minor
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And one time I sat next to Steve Kerr at Pizzaiolo in Oakland on my birthday
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I annoyed George W Bush when I was 15 by bugging him at a photo op with questions about prisoner execution
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At the same law school I had to bring Jeffrey Toobin in for a talk. I needed his SSN for some paperwork and he sent it to me in the text of an email 🤦♀️
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Also met Joe Biden when I worked at a law school (he was the commencement speaker). It was my job to “hood” him and I successfully got him sorted without stabbing his neck with a safety pin.
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Amen 👏
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I think republicans imagine cities are all like the scene in Beau is Afraid when Joaquin Phoenix tries to run across the street.
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I just started an accountability partnership and it’s already keeping me on track. The support of my writing friends has really helped pull me out of what’s been a bad year, and an impossible time to write. I cherish them!
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I live close to Boston and a good 1/3 of my town is a dead zone. Might want to work on cell coverage before we hand everything over to the robots.
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I support anything my kids want to do as long as it’s not magic. I would rather they join isis than become magicians.
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Thank you!