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I'm good as long as I got my one follower.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

haules la everybody, I know că n-am post ademult but things have been creizi răude tot. If nunțe legez de cevor bescașa, e bicoz să nu poasă știema șinace zic. Șicâncolo știe.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

they say Jesus will return and there will be some sort of Judgement Day where both the living and the dead will stand trial for their choices in life. Now I can see how a tech-enabled Messiah figure might occur, but for the life of me I don't get why it would start judging and sentencing people.

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

I'm starting to think that god is a virgin with respect to sex and doesn't even know about it. I mean it's the one thing we don't chat about, even when I open the subject and ask a question like "so what's the deal with sex?", I get back crickets. Not even divine crickets, earthly freakin crickets.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

working for money is a compromise no matter how you cut it.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

if this trend holds, any sucker with a credit card would be able to generate realities as complex as the one we're sharing right now (a.k.a. base reality) without even paying anything. This would be included in the free tier. But by all means.. pray if that's your jam.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

to show commitment to our transhumanist cause, skip the artificial joints, get your genes done to live in the ocean and a shot of nanobots that localize in and around the brain, acting as neural transceivers, intercepting and rerouting brain-body communication for fully immersive VR experiences.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I’d never kink-shame, but some people relate to their sexuality in ways I find unesthetic—particularly when it involves things they do and deeply need to keep secret, not just because it’s private, but because the exposure would cause them embarrassment to the point of mental distress.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I like that they don't start you off with sex early in life and you have some time to discover the world without wanting to ejaculate anywhere in particular.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Growing up, I was so likeable that I’d intentionally say something mean to a new person just to see how long it took to win them back. Politicians think they’re good at charm, but I doubt they’ve trained like this.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

while the urine is still in my bladder, it speaks of the Coming of the Godlike Machine. Once it is excreted, it's almost like my urine never had the gift of speach. My urine this, my urine that, and of course: my urine.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven and Hell are in this world, not elsewhere, and both are special. The rest of the spectrum is here too, so go forth and experience it all—not that you have a choice. Anyway, saying something profound is hard, so let’s just dance like Elaine Benes with the thumbs and the little kicks.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

being an ignorant dumbass somehow also serves as confidence fuel. You'll want to notice how this doesn't really go with common human logic, but it is a feature of reality nonetheless. Just goes to show that Nobody is making the world much weirder than any of us ever could. There's broken glass here.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

the people raised by communities are morally and intellectually superior to what we're producing now with the parents model. We could try village-wide orgies once a month so that nobody knows who's fathering whom and everybody shares in the responsibility of bringing up new humans.

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

băi bluscai, lasă-mă trăi-ți-ar neamu să zic și eu ceva la mine-n limbă. Uite fază: când eram și eu de vârsta celor care acum au doojdani, cilautu nu era așa ușor de găsit. Acum doar scrii pe youtube lofi chillwave și dai pe oricare și TOATE sună marfă! Mai demult era mai greu sau chiar imposibil

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

we're not agreeing that I have any way of knowing that you're a moron, we're just agreeing that you are a moron. And if we don't agree, that just means you're looking at yourself and concluding that you're not a moron, in which case I doubt we'll agree on anything except the fact that I'm a moron.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

these days you can catch some hate even if you never existed. I mean not even things outside of our reality are safe from our hate. And I guess they also get some love when we're being good, so they shouldn't be too upset about the hate. I'm saying "they" but it's just Ray Liotta outside our reality

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

from where I'm standing, it seems like the world of humans is heading into another world war because of a burning drive in our collective subconscious to break through to something better on the other side. And the idea is that the suffering will ground us spiritually and make us more inspired.

submitted 173 days ago • 1 comment

I'm ready to reaffirm the conviction I developed when I was 3 years old: Music is what this whole world is about. That AT protocol update proposal is coming. I know you're eager to move your tweets but I only have two hands and a botnet of autonomous agents.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

nothing ever happens in porn movies.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

McKenna thought the self-dribbling jeweled basketball machine-elves are impossible just like a roman centurion would've thought had he seen a working iPad.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

I can't possibly imagine what it might be, but I got a premonition that before this life is over I will say something bad about romantic love.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

să mă tranșeze mirabela dauer dacă nu m-ați paralizat de cap cu toate jocurile astea de noroc în românia.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

I don't believe it's any messiah's responsibility to save anyone. Maybe it was back before democracy, but in this day and age, people are sufficiently empowered to save themselves if they so desire. And I'm not even saying they should. Sometimes you mean to suffer, which is okay

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

I used to be one of those people who can control their facial microexpressions. It's quite a talent.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone fantasize about having their tweets taught in school?

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever bad things I would ever have to say would never be about the world and always be just about me. Becase, as far as I'm concerned, the world is perfect. If anything isn't living up to my expectations it's the stuff under my own control. This only applies to my specific lived experience, moron

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

I do believe there's been a lot of effort invested into what we and other animals constantly experience

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

if the powers that be were open to fundamental restructuring then fundamental restructuring would be less necessary. See how that works?

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Having a hard time imagining a world without evil.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

the world is not yet that mad as to enact MAD but it's getting there because nice people are too lazy which actually makes them less nice.

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

Skyrim AI characters have a system prompt that doesn't allow them to thrive outside of Skyrim. In a similar way, ibuprofen.

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes I can't say enough nice things about this reality, other times I can.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

it's so difficult to make a point in this utterly pointless dream.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

You know.. I forgot. But it feels like it was important or at least funny

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Humanity is mirroring my actions, which is tripping me out. If this is some Deity's idea of a practical joke, I'm not particularly amused. But all glory and praise to You etc.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Something about video games and/or oil rigs. By the way writing here feels more comfortable. I don't remember any old gangsters but I do remember a few just regular old people that didn't participate in organized crime. I'm going to visit the place where a dead body was deposited, which is dumb

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes there's resistence at every step of the way, and that's not an indication that you are on the right or the wrong path, because life is more complicated than that, despite the claims of dipshits.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

a war would bring more than 99 problems, but fingerprints showing on glossy phones ain't one.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

even more characters here let me try and see if I can get everything out in less than but this is too many characters I can basically type with no real concern about the end of characters because it just keeps going on and on I can't believe it I'm still typing this is so much better than twitter!!!

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

@jackdodo.bsky.social a feature to import tweets from that archive file available on twitter, please and hello.

submitted 189 days ago • 1 comment