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The president is delusional

Just a reminder that Kash raised money for January 6 rioters, including co-producing a benefit single in which incarcerated rioters sing the national anthem while Trump recites the pledge of allegiance.

So do we get why I was banned from speaking about Pinochet at the Naval Academy now?

the "there are only two genders" freaks are the exact same guys who wanna marry robots

This is so jarringly unAmerican that I sort of hope it wakes some normies up. It is occurring in a context where military-style equipment is being used to enforce immigration roundups and conveys the notion that we are increasingly living in a police state.

It is so cool that, at the same moment that reactionary elites are making a massive frontal assault on the basic concept of education, there's a new fake university funded by those same elites that exists to teach briefcase-to-school kids how to say "that is so INTERESTING" to their future bosses.

Bitch you're the only person talking about this shit! This is letting the other side dictate the debate! We've been beaten over the head with Alexander Hamilton quotes for a decade and yet party leadership still hasn't internalized the easiest thing: "Those who stand for nothing fall for anything."

fork found in kitchen

Me? Working class My wife, to whom I owe months of delinquent child support? Ruling class

[tears streaming down my face, slamming my fists on the table] you have to tell me i'm a good boy my mom says i'm a very good boy!!!

So they just gave him a pass on the purported murders? Hmm.

One after another access journalist is reporting a convo with Trump where Trump says Musk has a problem. None asked why Trump let him have unfettered access to the govt, and our data, for the last four months, then. And what he'll do to make sure Musk didn't do permanent damage.

If the causation is here — if he really did resign over this — that’s huge. That is very indicative of some extremely questionable decisions.

Men are working class; women are bourgeois. Everyone knows this

some people confuse the "ruthless pursuit of power *in order to win advance one's political projects, principles, and values*" Realism with "ruthless pursuit of power that betrays the absence of political projects, principles, and values" Realism. there's nothing serious or adult about the latter

don’t worry the democrats would never seek to reclaim musk, they’re far too committed to trans rights, starving our bloated defense industry apparatus, reigning in financial chicanery in crypto and stock markets, and other nonnegotiable values of that nature

Elon Musk: Donald Trump, whom I have begged to be best friends with me, is a sex criminal. Guy with the username BasedDiarrhea420: *through tears* I didn’t vote for THIS.

Now is the perfect time for Democrats to reach out to Elon Musk, and ask him to post more about how Donald Trump is a pedophile

Alternate PSA: what’s happening between these two deeply flawed malignant narcissists is actually a gigantic flaming example of all the reasons the American people should reject the bill.

Thank you for the stern scolding but it’s actually possible to both enjoy two malignant rich fucks viciously falling out and understand it doesn’t fix every problem immediately.

USA USA USA!

ILLEGAL ALIEN VS. SEXUAL PREDATOR

I cannot stop wheezing

literally though the only thing the dem party should be talking about right now is the epstein allegation, absolutely nothing else should come out of their mouths

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These consultants are literally just calling minorities and gay people "bad groups" now. If you don't understand this comes down to "let's crank up the racism dial" I simply don't know what to tell you.

Good morning. Fuck Jake Tapper. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

He can go fuck himself, actually.