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Trans fella. Love my dogs, reading books, and fucking shit up. Calamitous ORTBO.
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the Star Tribune just called me and told me they would not be publishing the obituary I wrote for my father as it is “unfair to him” and “in poor taste” so here it is and fuck the strib ✌🏻

God I love Jordin Canada

Dream looking GOOD

none of the democrats claiming that the left is dragging the party down could replicate this in their wildest dreams

This quiz is a good opportunity to emphasize again that all short-form video below 6 seconds without cuts has now been rendered fundamentally untrustworthy. That length of time will go up, likely quite soon.

Last night I caught a keeper mangrove snapper in the magical park by my house. Grilled it with garlic parsley lemon butter. It was transcendent.

Hakeem Jeffries is so skilled at being a disappointment. The worst opposition leader possible. I am so sick of rank careerism and incompetence.

JFC, Trump's bill is poised to devastate millions, and this guy is out here talking about Mamdani's "phrasing" this morning? When the question comes up, you say, "I'm not here to talk about that" and go back to excoriating the bill. God, we need some actual leaders.

I saw so much cool nature today. The biggest soft shell turtle I’ve ever seen. A green heron. A great blue heron. Bunch of wood ducks. Bunch of other turtles. The smallest snook in the world. I needed it.

Good lord, wangs. I love the mystics but okay!

Heron

Caught dinner. Been too long.

Tech Guy: I have attained immortality! Me: Wow, you figured out how to stop aging? Tech Guy: No, I trained an AI on my emails to create a perfect copy of my personality. Then I uploaded it into a robot dog with M3GAN’s face. It will live forever Robot: As a businessman I often schedule meetings

Ouch but fair

I cannot with them calling the Valkyries arena Ballhalla I love it too much

What the fuck

Our greyscale court has really grown on me

Second overtime would be fun

LET’S GO DREAM

Close but you missed Big Sandals

Cheryl Reeve looks like she’s in hell

#DOITFORTHEDREAM

Pack the Court. If we are serious about the defense of these rights, we pack the Court. Simple as that. They pack it back, we pack it again. We do it until we reach consensus on long-term reforms to the judiciary. I don't know what it's going to take for people to get it.

94 micronations!

If the Supreme Court thinks universal injunctions are unconstitutional, to wait until *now* to say that, in this of all cases, with this of all presidents, is a devastating indictment of both its impartiality and its prudence.

So when do Blue states start banning firearms? And then start making every gun owner file an individual lawsuit seeking an individual injunction? Or they can go through the class certification process which, let me tell you having done it myself in litigation, takes forever. Let’s do this.

i don’t practice trans sharia i aint got no crystal ball

Christ I saw jade melbourne’s fucking tooth fly out OUCH

just spotted

So this is true AND his campaign ran Spanish language ads with wayyyyyy different emphasis than the English ones. Not making excuses, but.

He’s still doing so well 😭😭😭 gonna keep giving him mushroom pills and hoping for the best!

Every restaurant should be called Taste of India, I don’t care what kind of food they serve

WNBA NEWS: The league’s Portland expansion team announced that it has surpassed 10,000 season ticket deposits.

I hate these sympathetic stories about people who voted for this but i'm glad this lady at least said she feels like a fool and regrets it