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submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Jolene Jolene Jolene Cuisine

submitted 21 days ago • 43 comments

And who they didn't approve of

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submitted 21 days ago • 138 comments

Nobody who grew up with narcissist parents is surprised by any of this.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Man this is even better than listening to my parents fight after I was through with the both of them.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

submitted 23 days ago • 81 comments

I went to the grocery store today, the bagger asked if we wanted him to rubberband the eggs to keep them from opening. I said 'no thank you'. Dude then put the eggs in our bag standing on end. I readjusted the eggs as soon I was out of the store.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"Modern Man evolutionary betrayer Modern Man ecosystem destroyer Modern Man destroy yourself in shame Modern Man pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage" -Bad Religion, "Modern Man"

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I feel like all my sleep nowadays is medicinal.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Vonnegut should be required reading.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

This kid runs circles around the reporter

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