elijahcassandra.bsky.social
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Happy birthday!
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Yeah, the weather is nice. Grats on the strawberries!
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Slay!
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Oh, 'strap IN'!
Must've read that last bit too fast.
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hcjnormal
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The older I get the more I feel that art is the only truth.
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Yeah I usually agree with them but this is a bad take.
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Looking at this, I believe it.
Bone Moe.
Rider of the majestic Spood Beast.
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+Jelly Enthusiast
But who is Bone Moe?
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Hey that guy from Lit is posting again!
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Holy crap this has been happening to me recently as well. Head hits the pillow and it's just morbid, anxiety-inducing, mortality thoughts.
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Fun fact: Barnacles have the longest dicks compared to body size in the animal kingdom.
So yeah that all checks out.
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Flanged bases weren't invented yet.
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Why are you jumping to the assumption that he's gay? People do this all the time.
Hey lets make up a gay guy to blame for this horrible crime!
What the hell.
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"Modern Man evolutionary betrayer
Modern Man ecosystem destroyer
Modern Man destroy yourself in shame
Modern Man pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage"
-Bad Religion, "Modern Man"
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I am American, and those events weren't taught in my schools.
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Skinamarinkidinkydink motherfucker.
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His daughter rocks though.
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Lol ok I love it though?
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That's why I have 2 pens. The juice was goofy.
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YASSSS!
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The only music my mom played in the car that I liked.
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"Kiln Stilts" has a nice ring to it.
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Bad Religion too, as far as I know.
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"Archie is NOT fucking Mr Weatherby!"
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Dude, don't feel bad. I'm 46 and same.
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I love how Chappell's existence triggers a certain subset of people.
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From the wiki "Coldplay formed in 1997" 2025 - 1997 = 28.
30+ years eh Mr "low-IQ"?
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Yellow might be the worst song ever put on the radio.
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Imagine defending Coldplay and bashing Chappell Roan.
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Same! And, uh, same.
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It captures that Lovecraft feel so well
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Well that's one way to show that a character is well off.
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Ouch!
Also the swingsets that arent grounded properly so every time someone swings the back feet come off the ground a little.
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The plastic bolt covers worn away with rusty screw and bolt sticking out.