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elijahwould.bsky.social
Was drunk watching movies when I made this. Sorry to the real Elijah Wood.
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Incorporating this into my next zip zap zop

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My legitimate political disagreement with Joe Biden is his enthusiastic complicity in politically knecapping single-payer healthcare proposals prior to the passing of the ACA, thereby continuing and often expanding the financial and bureaucratic burdens of cancer patients and their loved ones.

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LEGALLY-BINDING FINANCIAL ADVICE NEEDED PLEASE RESPOND BELOW If I were to develop really bad takes (politics/popculture) do you think that would help my bottom line? Also, is a podcast a tax deduction?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Artificial Intelligence won't put an end to humanity but their marketing/promotional material has real potential.

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Portrait of American Liberalism

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

AI will never know how many R's are in the word strawberry or S's in deserts Thank you for your service comrade @merriam-webster.com

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I hope everyone involved with this skeet get run over by a catbus

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Hey that lady that bragged about shooting a puppy in the face is in violation of the Geneva convention. Jtysk

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

New evergreen post just dropped

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I have physical and irrefutable proof that Fidel Castro is the real father of Barron Trump.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

"Where does Michael Jordan/Nike go on this list?" "Uh, put it after crowns and guns but before trains, roses, and predatory felines. Yeah, that looks right."

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on this st patricks day, a plea for irish americans to remember that the thing we have to be proud of is 800 years of anti-colonial resistance, not green beer.

submitted 89 days ago • 9 comments

Found Chuck Schumer's alt

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

This is a vile, despicable, and racist tactic of rhetoric being deployed against Chuck Schumer. Presumably Donald learned it from watching Chuck Schumer talk about protests last summer.

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

So many notes: -Don't platform nazis -Don't platform nazis -Don't platform literal goddamn nazis -"havin a brewsom with gavin newsom" though 'hacky' is at least catchy and resonates with the projects elevator pitch to reader and listeners -Don't dress to match your guest for promo -quit your jobs

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

It's a forced portmanteau. A forcedmanteau

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Harris was too busy endorsing the arresting and shutting down of student protests while holding hands with Liz goddamn Cheney. But okay...

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

This fuck is Paul-F-Tompkins-pilled for sure.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

The feminine urge to have a pile of "only wore it once" clothes in most corners of the apartment.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

For lent I'm giving up nuance

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment