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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Just a reminder - we're taking applications still - so please share this with anyone you think might be interested! forms.gle/E5Y8uDi2NbUg...

There's been some (an extremely small amount) of discussion as to if I ended up at all in the Pee-Wee/Paul Reubens documentary, and indeed, I do appear! Blink and you'll miss me, but in Part 2 at 46:18 (and elsewhere in the sequence) you can see me second from the left I still had eyebrows then 😀

This photo could be read two ways: "Here, have some bread" or "Hey, give me my bread back!" Both directions

Have you considered getting a Fictional Brands Noodley Kitten t-shirt? www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6695...

I think I've figured out the problem people have with redheads It isn't that they don't have a soul There's only one true redhead, and his name is Ronald McDonald What color is your hair? Orange my friend, and people don't like liars!

Context: I guess TikTok doesn't feel obliged to finish all it's pro tools, so I just spent 3 days debugging uploading from desktop, only to learn that 1) Some people haven't been able to for years 2) It really only (mostly) works to upload from the app The app form of gaslighting, I suspect

If I get this right, every single app and tool we use these days will DEFINITELY not work at some point, and since we now need so many of them, at least one will stop working every day That's the future we were looking forward to Right?

Show a moment from TV/Film that broke your heart.

Palindrome week, baby!

,D Get it?

IN TWO WEEKS! MAY 29 - AUSTIN, TX! It's been a while, Austin, so let's make this one count in the standings! tix link at jimmypardo.com

I take a small piece of cake Her: "Your piece is so small. It's *cake*. You're not supposed to have self control!"

That moment in the doctor's office when you realize the painting is unlevel by about 3° and is permanently mounted in that orientation

I’m also a big fan of “Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim“

Another new item from the Flatpack Spacefleet collection has been added! www.teepublic.com/hat/75164259...

Here are my top 10 singing dogs!

Tiktok.com/t/ZP869uhxr

Out now! Astonishing Spider-Man 27! The absence of Spider-Man has left many in New York City in need of saving—but no one is taking his place!? Available exclusively on the Marvel Unlimited app. Written by me, drawn by @julianshawart.bsky.social and edited by @cracksh0t.bsky.social!

Want to show your generic space fleet colors? Head over to fictionalbrands.net and get your hands on our new Stjärnflotta Flatpack shirts! Enjoy all the privileges building your own star fleet will grant you!

Want to show your generic space fleet colors? Head over to fictionalbrands.net and get your hands on our new Stjärnflotta Flatpack shirts! Enjoy all the privileges building your own star fleet will grant you!

Folks are still enjoying ILIOS, my board game from 2012! No solid plans on a new version, but if you'd like a copy, you could try getting one from Playford Games: www.playfordgames.com/ilios-the-game (not sure how much stock they have or where they will currently ship)

It's as if John Henry showed up to compete with the drilling machine with his OWN drilling machine

KIDS. Check out our brand new show is finally up! Search for "Record Junkies with John & Brendan" on YouTube, and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE. #Monkees #Ramones

This is a result of what I've come to refer to as a "cloud connected butt plug" Your existence is now more than ever connected somewhere in the cloud, and there are people trying to close off your butt to get money out of you It was actually always this way, but now it's even worse

Started watching Dark on Netflix (2017), they have a flashlight remarkably similar to one I pitched on Quirky.com in 2014 My handle was further back (I like theirs), but more importantly, mine was designed not to light up your face and blind you, it only lights up your field of view

Followers of mine know my feelings on AI generated content That said, sometimes, it's definitely fun Made with Midjourney (I think it thinks I'm Marc Maron)