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elise-elysium.bsky.social
30 ~ a sensitive instrument ~ a dryad in the big city ~ mostly offline 🌬️ audiogynefiles.substack.com
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who’s up wielding her Delicious Claymore of Freedom?

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just a normal Tuesday night for me tbh

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in the stadium. straight up “Björking it”. and by “it,” haha, well. let’s justr say. My paramore

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WE ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WE WILL WIN

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i have no thumbs but i must post

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good morning blueskies

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Oops! Introvert Went Home Between Plans And Now She’s Home

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seems like everything’s great!

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new hat

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In what might be the logical endpoint of American Zionism, the Heritage Foundation has declared that pro-Palestinian activism is not just antisemitic, but is in fact a shadowy global conspiracy … led by Jews. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...

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💖 UPDATE: Yuria has been found and is currently safe. Thank you so much to everyone who shared. 💖

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gooning on the psychic plane

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ethel cain for pope

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Getting absolutely bodied by the built-in iPhone journaling app today

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thrifted these carhartt corduroys yesterday, they shall henceforth be referred to as my “ass pants”

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“have you heard of Animal Collective? they’re kinda like The Wiggles”

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I want a liberal amount of Mac n Cheese. It’s the exact same as a conservative amount, but I want to be praised for pretending to be upset about how much I’m taking.

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should I be proud or ashamed of this pun

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🌄⛰️⛰️⛰️ ⛰️🏃🏻‍♀️⛰️⛰️ ⛰️⛰️ 💬holy shit 🪨🫷😰 is that Kate Bush 💦 💬yeah man 🕷️ she’s always doing that 💦 ah shit I fell again

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what’s a sick girl to do but post hot selfies from when she wasn’t sick

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three layers for a lesbian sex party

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never let them know your next move *ruins my pawn structure*

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perhaps i am the Cutie for whom the Death Cab tolls

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I can’t believe our captain is gooning at a time like this

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cliffnotes for crude drawing of an angel by caroline polachek

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performing pulldrone at karaoke

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reaching a level 12 meditative state to self-induce a hysterical pregnancy

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when i was a kid my dad used to blast Michelle Branch while he cleaned the house. that's why i'm trans

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666 with a princess streak

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