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elise-elysium.bsky.social
30 ~ a sensitive instrument ~ a dryad in the big city ~ mostly offline 🌬️ audiogynefiles.substack.com
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mr. Tambourine man is one of the least relatable songs of all time because he says “i’m not sleepy.” good night

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who’s up wielding her Delicious Claymore of Freedom?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

just a normal Tuesday night for me tbh

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

in the stadium. straight up “Björking it”. and by “it,” haha, well. let’s justr say. My paramore

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

WE ARE BEAUTIFUL AND WE WILL WIN

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i have no thumbs but i must post

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

good morning blueskies

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Oops! Introvert Went Home Between Plans And Now She’s Home

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

seems like everything’s great!

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

new hat

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

In what might be the logical endpoint of American Zionism, the Heritage Foundation has declared that pro-Palestinian activism is not just antisemitic, but is in fact a shadowy global conspiracy … led by Jews. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...

submitted 12 days ago • 34 comments

💖 UPDATE: Yuria has been found and is currently safe. Thank you so much to everyone who shared. 💖

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

gooning on the psychic plane

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

ethel cain for pope

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Getting absolutely bodied by the built-in iPhone journaling app today

submitted 25 days ago • 34 comments

thrifted these carhartt corduroys yesterday, they shall henceforth be referred to as my “ass pants”

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

“have you heard of Animal Collective? they’re kinda like The Wiggles”

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I want a liberal amount of Mac n Cheese. It’s the exact same as a conservative amount, but I want to be praised for pretending to be upset about how much I’m taking.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

should I be proud or ashamed of this pun

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

🌄⛰️⛰️⛰️ ⛰️🏃🏻‍♀️⛰️⛰️ ⛰️⛰️ 💬holy shit 🪨🫷😰 is that Kate Bush 💦 💬yeah man 🕷️ she’s always doing that 💦 ah shit I fell again

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

what’s a sick girl to do but post hot selfies from when she wasn’t sick

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

three layers for a lesbian sex party

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

never let them know your next move *ruins my pawn structure*

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

perhaps i am the Cutie for whom the Death Cab tolls

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe our captain is gooning at a time like this

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment