elithek.bsky.social
Born & raised in the U.S. Moved to Ireland in 2024 (permanently if I'm lucky). The world is better when we let people be who they are & don't crap on their joy.
If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.
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Artaintina
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Lemme know when it's waxing.
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Do you have hispes to go with it?
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We were one allowed to watch low-rent news programs like 37 Minutes and 13/20.
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You'll fit right in here
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In a world chock full of difficult questions that have, at best, nuanced and complicated answers, my man here considerately ends his post with one of the easiest ones we'll find. Yes, buddy, you most certainly are.
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I'm still trying to figure out why they shuttered their business making lubricating oil for the wheels of baby carriages.
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So now horses are wearing them?
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W8... we've been spelling shit wrong this whole time.
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Guess you'll have to masturb8 instead.
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They're good at one thing. They've been helping Republicans get elected for at least as long as I've been paying attention.
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At least I'm good at something
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Nonsense! Everyone knows you were invented by Newsweek in 1995.
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Where? Behind that mustachioed man?
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Some of those are fun ideas, but I'm not a monster. I'll do what society needs to have happen. 58.
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"She must be interested in me. Did you hear how she was all concerned about whether I have a nice day?"
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Ceaușescu's speech on Dec 21 started as normally as any other. By Christmas day he was, shall we say, out of office.
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How do you get your suspensions to sneak? Mine strut around like they own the place.
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But can I jug the huggler?
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urinflation
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Like 17 minutes before the brutes take it back again. Cause seriously, what are the meek gonna do about it?
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Instructions unclear
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"Gadsden bench 350" - the Intreadible Hulk
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Why'd you have to go and make... the joke I was going to use?