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I judge people for fun and profit. Based in NYC. She/her
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Had a meltdown because my night cream had pressurized during flight & I couldn’t open it. So, yes, this trip is going very cool and also awesome.

Jesus Christ…what a fucking TELL to raise its pretty little head!

Devoting myself to psychically bullying these…siblings? from my flight with a set of FIVE pieces of Mickey Mouse matching luggage

"this is obviously just a distraction tactic" no you just think the victims of this particular cruelty are unimportant

sincerest condolences to my trans friends that this brutish uncivilized time is the one you were given. y'all have always survived and arent going anywhere but you deserve better

damn -- Duckworth to Hegseth: "If you want to be the DHS secretary, maybe you can apply for that job when you're fired from this one due to your incompetence."

My heart breaks for trans kids, who do not deserve this obsessive animus that adults are directing at them.

Me being attracted to men

I am so fucking tired of being moist!

I made the mistake of turning on MSNBC to see if, you know…we go boom, and, damn, I cannot stand Ari Melber. So pedantic and also all he actually wants to do is be a podcaster so he can feel cool for talking to famous people.

Old lady nearly punched me in the face on the train, reaching for a hand hold. I do not care for today.

I would like someone, anyone, to *prove* to me that it is not even 5p Tuesday yet.

Doctor offices south of, like, Maine, should not be allowed to be un- or insufficiently air conditioned. I am literally dripping.

I shan’t be ranking Stringer*. Maybe Myrie had a dentist appointment. *Obvi everyone should rank according to their non-Cuomo conscience.

I know all the sciences have been defunded, but is anyone studying why all the tourist families in my neighborhood are unable to complete as simple a task as walking through an open door in less than 8-10 minutes?

ICE needs to be fucking DISMANTLED and I simply won't vote for any Democrat in the 2028 primary who says otherwise.

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Head to Broadway and Duane if you can - no signs, no campaign swag please.

I cannot stress enough how much I do not ❤️ Huckabee

Don’t sleep on the tip to add a little whiskey/bourbon if the spirit moves you!

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!

the looks of DEEP CONCERN at Boyz II Men ☠️

Reminder that “whiteness” can always be revoked on the whim of those in power! See also: women are increasingly not white.

It is so wild to me when I meet a Golden Retriever who has anxiety & is exclusively focused on their person. What a breed deviation.

I have spoken to rooms full of nondisabled people and heard this ripple of tense laughter. I have told my own story of flipping a car on black ice and people straight up told me they would just drive more carefully. They can’t handle the idea that you can’t wellness and responsibility your way out.

Should I buy some Teddy Grahams for my flight tomorrow or did I just wake up hungry?

“latest shooting of gazans seeking food”

Had an arachnophobia nightmare so potent that now I have a headache

Andrew Rannells is in a relationship with Tuc Watkins??? Who told him he is allowed to live my dream of dating my fave David Vickers? I can’t believe I just learned this.

My OKCupid bio

This is unfortunately the absolute most foreseeable aspect of this shit show.

it is time to shut down the mormons like japan did to unification church and aum shinrikyo. clear your big goofy temple out, that shit aint real and you know it

Mr. Antiwar President has us inches away from a Civil War at home and a nuclear war abroad in defense of an ally that is starting random hot regional wars to detract from its ongoing genocide. I’m sure all of this will just naturally cool off.

Some people have said, "I don't live in NYC, so I can't not rank Cuomo and I am sad." Sad not, friends. YOU can help by clowning on Cuomo on social media. Keep the loud and steady drumbeat going that we may keep this sexual predator/political garbage boy out of office. YOU CAN HELP US.

i say this probably a distressing amount but i feel like the only rational response to hearing the sentence 'they're making a trump instant pot' is to assume you've died and are experiencing the final moments of frenetic neuron connectivity

The Minnesota shooter apparently used data broker websites to find the home addresses of the people he shot and murdered. Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again. Their inaction is deadly.