ellieboren.bsky.social
I judge people for fun and profit. Based in NYC. She/her
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My paraphrase of the Alito concurrence: "The court says that Tennessee does not discriminate against trans kids. I think it does. But, the more important point is, I don't care that it does, and neither should you. Fuck them kids, I say."
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Damn I’m jealous of that shirt. Heathers is the closest I’ve prob ever come to being fully 50/50 bi.
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I personally want the necks themselves increased but the shirt collar to remain the same size. I think they’d turn fun colors.
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look at this shit, unbelievable that they've forced the least charismatic centrist alive to this point
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Remember that weird dinner photo from 2020 where every member of his family had their own set of salt & pepper shakers? He was antiquing for more in Westchester.
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My kingdom for an in-network allergist who isn’t a patronizing prick to me, as though I have not lived w/ asthma my entire life.
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A fun(?) fact about me is that when I’m in a hot & stuffy enclosed space, about 4 out of 5 times it sends me into a coughing fit. Doctors, do not make me seem like the Typhoid Mary of your waiting rooms!
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And if you have objections to any one of those four candidates, you’ve got someone else showing his support for Lander you can swap in.
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and once again I ask - if not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?
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I would never want to step on darth’s toes, but I believe that might be Patricia.
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I feel like (for me) death is only assured with a desi aunty or a Mexican abuela. I choose the abuela bc I think the aunty would make me feel so bad that I’d unalive myself, whereas I think the abuela is more direct.
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I miss Dr. Mario so much. It, Donkey Kong Country, & Bubble Bobble were top tier games.
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For sure. The fascism call was always coming from inside the hideously tacky gold house.
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I guess I thought having a Three Stooges president might be funnier than it is. Probably I didn’t account for the fascism.