elmcflyer.bsky.social
Nashville native/Music City adjacent
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
633 posts
62 followers
150 following
Prolific Poster
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they reproduce too quickly
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you can’t be a true empty nester with all of those eggs 
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He’s a grower.
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I regret that I could not remember the word “cobwebs”. Now excuse me while I ask Wikipedia what type of animal a cob is
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I’ve always wondered what the inciting event for an orgy is.
Now I have a better idea.
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Ctrl+A
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Easy Peasy.
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Chess is a bad application of the technology.
It’d be great for signaling pitches in baseball.
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If a vibrating butt plug really helped, don’t you think I’d win more often?