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I know it’s a big vampire movie trope but I don’t actually think I’d miss the sun that much

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

Normalize making fun of people who are afraid of the subway. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

Hoth Girl Summer

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Choose 20 ALIENS you love. One ALIEN per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, just ALIENS. DAY ONE: Guiron

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I bet they have never eaten Pickled Herrings or Bridies at this table David.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

people are lining up to kick my ass ever since I started my reign of terror

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Burger and Fries are still here, if you even care.

submitted 5 days ago • 123 comments

“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

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So, here's how I spent my Saturday. Just me and about 69,999 of my closest friends marching from Cal Anderson Park to Seattle Center.

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Booker: He was made to kneel before the authority of the executive… They treated a member of the United States senate violently after he identified himself, dragged him out of a room, threw him upon the ground, and put him in handcuffs

submitted 9 days ago • 1194 comments

In 1872 John Atkinson Grimshaw was commissioned by the House of Commons to paint three views of the Roundhay Estate (of which this is one) in consideration of the Leeds Corporation Improvement Bill that proposed to turn this former private estate into a public park.

submitted 9 days ago • 60 comments

TODAY: @tcraggs22.bsky.social on the Squads Assemble school of cinema, and the social context that makes them so seductive. "They are a dream of everyone fits somewhere, costarring Ludacris." flaminghydra.com/r/442ea64e?m...

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

National Mall. The fences are back. Lots of them.

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

Myra's tip of the day: Use KY jelly (not Vaseline) around your eyes to protect against tear gas.

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YOU - “Do you wish you were out there fishing right now?” LILIENNE, THE NET PICKER - “Aye, always do... I like it. It's like being on another planet. A water planet. With water worries... and water joys.”

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I asked the old punk how we will get through this, and he replied: we will get through this by taking care of each other. So I told the old punk that isn’t very specific, and he replied: taking care of each other isn’t about doing something specific, it’s about doing something.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

an in memoriam for all the waymo cars who valiantly gave their lives in the fight against ICE

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

Nice village, would be a shame if raising a single child monopolized all of its resources

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

I'm completely distressed tk announce there is no Tony Hawk anime

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Good morning rebels...

submitted 15 days ago • 187 comments

Good morning. You made it to Saturday. Have some fun, treat yourself.✌️🍀

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Some of y'all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

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At times like this I'm so thankful I have Jojo Rabbit

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As I go downstairs to illustrate a fantasy book I first read and adored when I was 13 (while neck-deep in Moldvay red box, Call of Cthulhu, and Marvel Superheroes) I realize: At 13, I was told each day that my art and writing was worthless. To which I'd just like to respond: Suck it, world.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

The energy I bring to bsky

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LITERALLY HOW MUCH COULD A BANANA COST MICHAEL

submitted 16 days ago • 8 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 16 days ago • 69 comments

i watched Soul Train every Saturday and there was one in Philly called Dancin on Air. everyone was obsessed about getting on. I would do moves. Awesome music what a nerd

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What is this indescribable feeling? Oh, thats right. It's ennui again.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

To art is to crazy, to crazy is to Cage.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

i’m at that point in my fitness journey where i describe basic activities like standing up to get something or going up the stairs as “good exercise”

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

Make peace with the terror of being alive, playboy

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Non-toxic male roll models are out there, if young men genuinely want to find some.

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

This‼️

submitted 25 days ago • 724 comments

"Bluesky is dying" is amateur shit. My good bitches, I was here when the feed would run out. You'd read like 20 skeets and that was it, no more skeets for you, you had to wait an hour for enough to scroll through again because there weren't enough people here to fill a mid-sized sports stadium.

submitted 26 days ago • 119 comments

Never forget

submitted 27 days ago • 292 comments

We all have broken dreams. What matters is picking up the pieces, and what form they take when you stitch them back together in the end.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

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*Slams dictionary shut til Tuesday*

submitted 29 days ago • 39 comments

America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.

submitted 29 days ago • 1520 comments

The fact that "Clue" wasn't a success at the cinema shows you that humanity doesn't know its arse from its elbow.

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit? ME: *points to my handlebar mustache CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo

submitted 30 days ago • 21 comments