AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit?
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo
Comments
You guys need to clear up your 'Fighting Animals' guidelines.
It’s common to see a Tasmanian (for example) get wiped out in Wombat Combat on the mainland because they don’t fit them with fighting spurs at home.
Venomous egg-laying mammals, giant boxing mice, flying spiders, you name it.
Hands down my favorite part of watching this in a theatre with a bunch of other weirdos. That 'pation.
And now for something completely different: Bruces
G,day Bruce!
In the background of a pic of Ditta Von Tessa pushing her own trolley of luggage. (October '10)
We're notorious.
Civil war is coming to Australia!
with a kangaroo,
don't be a slouch:
pleasure her pouch.
‘No, not like that…’
huh...have one demented one, maybe you will like it:
Why do bagpipers walk while they play?
Answer: They are trying to get away from the noise.