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therealscotchtape.bsky.social

Part Time Gamer, Twitch Affiliate , Dad , Husband The Oxford Comma can fuck right off www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming is where I stream.

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Trying really hard to be everything for everybody. But it’s time for a fucking brake. Just. Can’t. Right. Now.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Ugh. That is all. Now I get to go home and cook dinner.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

daughter: my name is dunkin me: what? daughter: dunkin' deez nuts these kids got jokes, man

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

When Missy Elliot said “Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i” I really felt that.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

I could go for a nap right now.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

you should be able to call in sick to a meeting you're already in

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

🎶I need a butthole with a slow hand, I need a butthole with an easy touch🎶

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

work is stupid

submitted 14 hours ago • 10 comments

🎶I’ve seen buttholes and I’ve seen rain…..🎶

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Sorry I’m late I was talking to the baby rabbits in my neighbour’s yard and they said to tell you fuck off

submitted 16 hours ago • 7 comments

I haven't had sex in forever but autocorrect fucks me daily...

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Currently pouting about dinner being a thing I have to do every day. Nice break from the existential horrors , I guess. Flex my emotional range or whathaveyou

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

@mementomorty.bsky.social has been suspended by bluesky trust and safety for "hate speech" This is an outrage. FREE MORTY!

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

BLUESKY YOU ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT COWARDS, FREE @mementomorty.bsky.social

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Tossed, perhaps?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Scene: old jazz club, beat up piano with Jamie Foxx singing Ray Charles tunes, funky ass band behind him, good beer and a shot for the road. Where can I find this?