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Part Time Gamer, Twitch Affiliate , Dad , Husband The Oxford Comma can fuck right off www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming is where I stream.
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Nothing but the truth.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Customer: what happened to your truck? Me: what do you mean? Did someone hit it? Customer: you changed your plate Me: yup! The Autism Awareness plate is great isn’t it? Customer: you’re a fucking traitor (switched out my Veteran plate for the Autism plate, just call me Benedict Arnold I guess)

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

No one asked for cartoons to stopped being played on Saturday mornings. Not one single person.

submitted 14 hours ago • 165 comments

Slow lazy Saturday at work. *yawn* *stretch* (Now that I’ve jinxed it, I’ll be busier than hell)

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Fuuuuuucckk today

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s not funny! My great uncle died in a banana manufacturing plant!

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

You know what to do. PSB is the furthest thing from being a follow farmer. She’s just being a cunt for the sake of it.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Trying really hard to be everything for everybody. But it’s time for a fucking brake. Just. Can’t. Right. Now.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Ugh. That is all. Now I get to go home and cook dinner.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

daughter: my name is dunkin me: what? daughter: dunkin' deez nuts these kids got jokes, man

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

When Missy Elliot said “Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i” I really felt that.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments