elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social
Triple+++ Alpha Male
>300 IQ
80cm prehensile penis.
Always totally serious.
Every statement is 200% my real opinion and not some juvenile shite I made up on the spot to spark a reaction.
I will poison your dog.
I get blocked a lot. Lol!
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Have it printed on softer paper, the paper cuts downstairs are murder.
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I came all over it, enjoyed it immensely.
Too bad I didn't read it first because now most of the pages are stuck together..
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My boys exploit the terrible short term memory of the lady next door. Many many snacks to be had.
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In an actually good timeline, you lot scrapped your political system and implemented something non-retarded.
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There's your problem right there.
Less lethal rounds.
They need to bring out the elephant rifles to get through the thick bony heads and blubber-padded bodies.
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A russian short-changed me for a sandwich this week.
Deport the lot!
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Figured as much.
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Indeed I am.
Turn the other cheek and forgive me, you gullible twat.
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Going to vaccinate myself against babies to be safe, I have a flight coming up.
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Your favourite movie wouldn't happen to be The Human Centipede by any chance?
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You are all disallowed from coming within 100m of schools and playgrounds for reasons you are very cagey about
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"Meesa meesa"
- Star Wars
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So facking tired of the same jokes.
He didn't murder the pope you twats, he merely snuffed out any remaining will to live on this planet any more.
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What indeed.
That isn't important.
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If you think you have it rough, I've just endured some nonce going around the neighbourhood at least eight times blasting 90s trance from his shite-mobile at three in the morning and onwards.
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Dark matter is a lie made up by astrophysicists to sell more DEI
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Looks neat but also very annoying
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So it is going to look like a vintage Grundig design and somehow be adapted to slide up your arse.
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Good.
Your beliefs are absurd and you should rightly be shamed for them.
And yes you are.
For one thing you are a species of masochistic guilt pervert.
"Hey daddy, I have been a naughty girl/boy, please tell me what my punishment is going to be.."
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Well, they stole your strategic bombers decades ago, so no sense in going for them.
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What if it is a surgical table?
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Needs more BFG9000s and Cacodemons for that mass market appeal.
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How about being loyal to the people?
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No thanks, it is bad enough to be on the outside
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I'll stick with my encyclopedia of erotic woodcuts then.
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Also lock in half a dozen starving polar bears with them.
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Had a wank to it yet?
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Quick Canada, rescind his citizenship!
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I can record my farts and send them to other users who can now conveniently share them.
All I needed to know.
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That is the gayest thing I've seen today, and I just spent over an hour next to two lesbians who were either attempting to devour each others faces or laying eggs in each others stomachs.
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Because soy makes you gay, and the thyroid is the body's gayest gland.
Next question!
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Tell me more about this "Ass Book" of yours.
Does it happen to be illustrated?
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"This'd be the largest transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich in a single law in history"
So far...
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Ta-da!
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You can share GIFs, you just have to upload them as a video.
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Which way are they converting?
Or is this a "swings both ways" scenario?
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Melamine is not a plastic, it is a component of some plastics, and it was entirely illegal.
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I still think you could be four times as gay and have it done with in only a week.
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I also would bring dogs along.
Not leaving all that meat to the russkis
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Wow.
They somehow managed to make it even more boring.
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Very similar to Americans in that it is an unaware, bloated waste of resources that should be shut down with prejudice.
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Little known fact:
At the verge of orgasm Robert Crumb would reportedly yell out "I'M CRUMBLING!" before collapsing in a post-orgasmal twitching heap.
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I guess you've gotta do this shit when you are completely incapable of doing anything actually useful.
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Transfer floof to laundry basket.
Problem solved.
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We get enough backwards third-worlders as it is, you will not be missed.
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*Don't buy anything of importance from the USA.
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I can see how that would be a problem, as he does have a VERY annoying voice.
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So far-
I have all confidence in your ability to continue to do worse.