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A good example of RAS Syndrome
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Being Irish in England isn’t too bad compared to second generation Scots in England.
Irish identity with an English accent is pretty common, but the lad in England who says they’re Scottish without a strong Scottish accent becomes a target.
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He’s just trying to come up with a reason for his permanently surprised expression.
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Where Do You Think You’re From?: Celebrities are taken back through their family tree to work out if they should be here.
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Galway must have inspired the Harry Enfield sketch
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“Your milk is now £3 a pint to reflect the added pig urine.”
But I don’t want pig urine in my milk.
“Good luck finding milk without pig urine, for some reason every vendor thinks you want it.”
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So we should get a reduced price if we opt out of the AI features.
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Wait, it wasn’t a parody film? Different times…
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Th first line “Here we are, born to be kings” has a bit of a princes theme though.
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That’s like a photo
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She’s going to go full David Shayler. Never go full Shayler.
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ATTENTION: THESE LETTERS ARE CAPITAL….<beep>
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No worries, worth it for the Drag Racer walkthrough if nothing else.
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I’m sure someone will be along soon to ask about the carbon footprint of the travel involved.
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I’d like to see the same question asked across other countries. Because I think this is the prevailing opinion in a lot of places, but our governments are happily ignoring it.
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Please tell me codename for the call handlers is Orson.
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-You can’t just plant evidence, sir!
-He’s a scumbag Suzie. Can you find any evidence on The Web?
-Don’t call me Suzie. Only the Chief Constable calls me that, and that’s because he’s my authoritarian father.
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They never took up my series Netflix and Chill.
Dave Netflix is a world weary detective who has seen the bad guys win too often, so he cuts corners. Susan Chill is fresh out of Detective School and knows about things like the internet. Together they make an unlikely team.
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Sir,
Surely it would be Nurse Who.
Yours
Brig. Bunty Smyth-Smyth
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Hope they spend a bit of time exploring his complicated relationship with his ex-wife.
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Or the unexpected treat when a song goes past the bit where it cut out at the end of my badly arranged mix tape.
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One Easter egg is a treat. A whole shelf of Easter eggs from Woolworths would just be sickly.
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If this was on Twitter it would have pivoted to betting tips links by now.
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They probably have a Virgin Media subscription.
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I find Irish motorways tough. Are the rules on undertaking suspended because it’s like Mario Kart.
I haven’t seen the same on N roads, drivers don’t tend to race up the inside of others.
On the other hand English roads would benefit from those long exit/entrance lanes.
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Explains the crap cantina jazz music.
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Incorrect subject-verb agreement is not the sign of intellect you think they are.
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I thought 10/1 was generous at half time. How many times do you see a different second half?
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Don Goodman was in denial when the momentum shifted to Sunderland in the 2nd half, was still complaining at full time. Does he even watch the match?
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Chris Wilder
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I have a vague recollection of Another Brick In The Wall being the subject of a kids programme, could have been Newsround. I’d have been at Infant School at the time so it’s very distant.
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You’d have to think a lot of yourself to believe someone went to the bother of creating a simulation for you.
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What else can a denim jacket go with any way? Wouldn’t work with trousers.
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Like the posh seats at sports I reckon a lot will have been corporate hospitality.
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Yurtelling me they lost their money?
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Hope you remembered to pay for the breathable air option.
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“While you were partying I studied the best metrics for testing the blade”.
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You mean that isn’t what No Mo May is about?
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Ring finger on B string third fret, little finger on E string third fret.
It somehow makes the little finger fretting easier. And is good for those 90s songs that just leave those two fingers there to chime and shift the chords on the lower 4 strings.
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Listening to Adrian Edmondson’s Berserker. I know biographies are low hanging fruit but it’s got me riveted.
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Still can’t touch the get in the hole thing though.
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From the north west corner at Pride Park we hear “Beat the first man” on every corner.
We should hire this tactical genius as our set piece coach.