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canadian | patriarchal nemesis/feminist | queer | sober | celibate | medicated | secular | aspiring crazy cat lady | reddit refugee | creator of things | lover of music | no longer staying silent
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We don't wake up to the singing of birds or an alarm clock; sometimes we don't sleep at all at night. russian bastards took the lives of 3 people in this house; another 13 were wounded. Terrorist state, russia!

I've spent the last thirteen hours trying to figure out what “F DAY” meant & the only thing I can come up with is that it was a reminder to freeze the bread before expiry & now I'm wondering why the hell I'd use “F DAY” to freeze the bread If you can't laugh at your broken brain, what's left?

Bush destroyed Iraq. Obama destroyed Libya. Biden armed Israel to destroy Gaza. Trump did not invent cruelty. he just accelerated what this empire was already doing.

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Kind of impressed that the apocalypse is this stupid.

Someone sent me a DM to say they strongly disagreed with a video I made. When I asked what part was incorrect they came back and admitted they’d only watched the first 30 seconds before messaging but now that they’d seen the entirety nevermind I was correct. Ah the internet lol.

CARTOON OF THE DAY… 🇺🇸

#Ontario Truck full of pups evacuated from wildfires arrive in Barrie, get set for adoption www.ctvnews.ca/barrie/artic...

Vance, Sunday morning: “We don’t want to achieve regime change.” Trump, Sunday afternoon: “Why wouldn’t there be a regime change?” They can’t even keep their lies straight for 12 hours. #Iran #TrumpWar

“We’re seeing yellow fever extend out of the Amazon rainforest into more populated areas of southeastern Brazil and into Colombia… This doesn't mean that an outbreak in the U.S. will definitely happen, but I think we have to be extra vigilant here in terms of our vulnerability.”

Many Kyiv residents are currently sheltering in the metro because of the Russian attack. People are trying to get some rest and sleep while the Russian bastards are shelling the city with missiles and attack drones.

these are my politics in a nutshell. words by Kwame Ture.

The resistance is taking place in song and in street action. We need every voice speaking up against the Trump/Netanyahu/Putin gangster gang. Jesse Welles is a great singer of the resistance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcc3...

Metro Vancouver's transit operator has released a beer collaboration

A lot of folks don’t know the Islamic Republic of Iran ramps up arrests and executions during times of unrest. This, too, is part of the toll of war on Iran. The charges are fake, the trials are a sham, and people like Majid Mosayebi are summarily executed. That’s just part of what’s happening now.

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

Thousands march through New York City’s Times Square protesting the bombing of Iran.

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

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"The Iranians were caught completely flat-footed" -- Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman They were so flat-footed, they managed to move all the nuclear enrichment materials That's why there's no radiation leaking now. Some fake out. Just remember, the retaliation won't be a fake-out.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS A DISTRACTION FROM SOMETHING ELSE. WE CAN ALL KEEP MORE THAN ONE THING IN OUR HEADS AT A TIME, OK? NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

Russia laying into Trump and the US at the UN now. This is extraordinary

In other news, ChatGPT is damaging neural connectivity and students have such poor reading comprehension that the SAT is being revised to have shorter, more digestible reading passages. And the Big Beautiful Bill blocks regulation of AI for ten years. So great!

Denise delivers the reality of the lies spewing out of the white house. Spoiler alert: it’s shit all the way down (the administration, not the reporting)

Enough said 👍

what type liberal slop is this? who has Iran invaded? what genocide did Iran commit? how many war crimes has Iran done? if Iran had nuclear weapons, it would’ve been the only thing that would’ve saved them from having their sovereignty violated like it is right now.

What a sight

Truth.

sex pest solidarity is real and it's gross

Regardless of the truth of it, people shouldn’t have to have a beautiful country or be hospitable whatsoever to deserve human rights. They deserve them intrinsically. Listen to Samira:

Your semi-annual reminder that the Arctic Circle latitude is not meaningful in terms of possible sunshine. In Alaska, there are 20 communities that have between 10 and 43 days when the sun is up continuously but not even one day when there is no sunrise. Graphic courtesy @climatologist49.bsky.social

Oh my god.

British Columbia Vancouver company celebrates reusable food container success Reusables.com has gone from 5 small locations to major institutions #BritishColumbia www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...