emdashel.bzky.team
The less you know, the happier you’ll be.
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They transvestigated a grape
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No way. I am still alive somehow.
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Horrifying in how real it felt.
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Cursed.
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My first idea, some really strong chopsticks.
Does the vacuum have a blower function?
It doesn’t look like it detaches anymore, worst case scenario, cut a hole you can patch up into the hose and poke it out that way.
Duct tape is okay at keeping the pressure in the hose.
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As long as I don’t get older because of it.
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Far more and also more potent
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Yarm Turbis
Pehlan Zonks
Rrazala Uppata
Garang Sarong
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It was a medium cut for the real heads.
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Unfortunately it’s perpetually @robmcfadden.bsky.social ‘s birthday.
Statistically everyone has one birthday a year, Birthday’s Rob has 365 and should not have been counted in the study.
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As is your right.
For, each person deserves a “pot to piss in” and a place for “quiet contemplation.”
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The bunny is trying to stay up late or having a panic attack and trying to ground itself.
Good night nobody, indeed.
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Holy shit. Hell yeah. You get in there and you do not stop until you’ve stopped the apocalypse.
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It’s not bacne, it’s a toxic attack meant to ward off predators or rivals.
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Is there anyone else who always felt like that guy was doing a weird bit for… his own personal reasons.
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can we meet in the middle? Somewhere on the edge of delirium and despair?
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Hell fucking yeah it is. How cool is it when Neo starts to be like, no. This is not what I want to happen, considering he is basically a hacker version of The Narrator without a Tyler Durden.
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Same. Except I don’t even have time to do anything but work and house making.
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You should tell the shadows that if they’re finna do anything to you, they have to kiss you first.
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Some of my favorite online interactions have been seeing people be excited about both the video games and the foreign film!
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Last time we made that we ended up throwing out the batch and the pot.
Cheap giant soup pots do not heat evenly and it burned on the bottom.
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This is a wonderful review of the controller and the saddest story I have ever heard that didn’t involve loss of limb or life.
This is no batteries on Christmas morning.
My condolences.
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You ok?
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It feels wrong that wallabies share the same suffix as babies, as if words were math equations for language.
Send Skeet
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This is the good shit.
Do Luigi Waluigi next!
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TIL that Muppets are uncircumcised
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It should also somehow turn off autocorrect and then not allow backspaces. Truly seeing people at their worst or most careful.
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Yeah. I’d sign up for that
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Which came first, the Posting or the Misery?
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PEOPLE WILL SAY ANYTHING ONLINE
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Seriously this time, no more Jedi
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Cute and Awesome!
The greatness comes with time and retrospectively. Like Ozymandius. Ozygirlius
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Half anarchist catgirl, half cop
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What?!
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I would also accept a Rian Johnson Rise of Skywalker or whatever that title would be.
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Least favorite reboot.
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But she is (forgive me for ruining language by using it) “based based based”
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Hate being Cassandra.
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toddkramer.eth is less than pawn. toddkramer is a rube.