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HUSBAND: WTF did you do to your car!? Wife:…. Don’t get mad…. The curb jumped out and hit me…again. Husband: …..so now I’m stupid huh!?

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Also, PARIS?! See this is why I need to leave!

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Oh myyyyyyyyyy.

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If anyone in NYC has any insight or tips, I DON'T CARE HOW TRIVIAL IT MAY SEEM, pls reach out to me!!! #silversky

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Like the world is ending so if you want me you better come get me now (fine print: you still gotta meet all my requirements tho)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I’ve never been happier to be car-free.

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I feel like if you're young, you might wanna YOLO a few things while you still can.

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So now we’re (back) at war with Iran (again)?!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Lmao Cardi talking shit on this new song and I’m crine.

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I was so focused on getting my personal project finished today, I haven't eaten since breakfast. Chile ... Lemme go for this walk then make up my protein goal lol.

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Yadda yadda yadda WHERE MY REPARATIONS?

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So I disagree because even AFTER Texas slaves were informed of their emancipation, they still weren’t free. This day is for US

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Not working, but still being productive on my personal goals.

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To black folks only! Happy Juneteenth!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

HAPPY JUNETEENTH YALL! 🤭🙌🏾

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

HELP. ME!!! 😂😂😭

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

There’s a Celine 16 bag that I’ve been obsessing over. So probably that and a bunch of perfume with whatever is leftover.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

And my contract gig just confirmed I have Juneteenth as PTO. Today is a great day.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

All of my bottoms are officially too big. Ya girl is SNATCHED!

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Wasn’t there another actor that went on record about Perry’s behavior earlier this year too? I can see his face, but I can’t remember his name.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I love my job, but I know way too much about the tech industry and how harmless things can turn around and be weaponized at the change of a line of code.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all’s baby pictures are absolutely adorable, but I am way too paranoid to post mine.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A quick thread

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"I told you so isn't helpful!" I'm not trying to be helpful. I was being helpful when i told you. I was being helpful when i showed you the videos, shared the reading materials, and the studies. Now im being an asshole because you didn't want helpful.

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

It was both, just depended on the function.

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“I know it’s last minute, but can you hop on this call with us?” To be honest I’d rather choke.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re in LA in a public space this month and someone tries to get you to sign a petition about wages and voting DO NOT SIGN IT. this is businesses trying to repeal an ordinance that increases wages for workers in hospitality spaces ahead of the Super Bowl, World Cup, & Olympics. Do not sign!

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

this one for sure youtu.be/LWnKIkjFqfY?...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

lmaoo never gets old

submitted 9 days ago • 46 comments

Been debugging this damned app and Vercel keeps fighting me.

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This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry

submitted 9 days ago • 201 comments

Knees to CHEST! (to pedestrians I’m waiting on) If you were in such a hurry you shoulda left earlier! (Unless I’m the one rushing lmao)

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

BRUH! *Lays on horn for two seconds too long, to piss you off like you just pissed me off*

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Go to a THERAPIST. Women, Black women, are also taking all sorts of abuse and carrying stress from the same “man” now she gotta carry your emotional load too? The answer is therapy. There are trained professionals whose entire livelihood is to help you unload.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

My vampire ass going to sleep:

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Had an interesting chat with my married poly friend. He called me solo-poly, so now I’m down a rabbit hole defining what that is.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments