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emhahee.bsky.social
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Whoever came up with the connections today needs to be fired I’m literally fuming and it’s 6:30 am

What level of lesbianism is drawing me and @melonangel.bsky.social and their cat as Steven universe characters

WHO SENT ME THIS LOL

we are now alternating between the AHHHs and OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDD

i am sitting outside in the sun while emily and khaos watch dr who and i just heard screaming start from inside that was so loud and long that i thought some kind of alarm was going off. emily has been screaming for over 60 seconds. not even words. just AHHHH. AHHHHHHHH. AH!!!!!

👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🇨🇦🍁

They also live in another country but I’m working on that

officially in a long distance relationship (I’m six inches taller than them)

Every ex boyfriend either of us have had up to now was purely a food source to feed our attractiveness so we would be at max hot potential when we finally boned

just saw a picture of one of my ex boyfriends and i’m pretty sure i have unintentionally cast some sort of glamour spell that has transferred any level of attractiveness he may have had to me

@melonangel.bsky.social and I posting about our relationship knowing two grown men are actively crying about us to the therapists they only started seeing in the first place because of an ultimatum from a woman they made miserable

Buy @melonangel.bsky.social American cigarettes and matching slippers and she’s yours forever

Maybe we planted the seeds of lesbianism in the mind of his poor wife

yelled at a man for being creepy towards me and my gf yesterday and it was cathartic but also extremely rage inducing because he kept insisting he did not feel he was being creepy while me and my friends kept yelling that he was creepy and to leave us the fuck alone

Has anyone even considered that women like taller men bc statistically they’ll die sooner

posted one single video of my gf on tiktok and now i have almost 5 thousand followers now what the fuck is happening

MY IPAD GOT COMPLETELY DESTROYED, IN MY BACKPACK, IN ITS CASE, THE SCREEN PROTECTOR IS VIRTUALLY UNDAMAGED, I have no idea how it happened or when it’s literally BENT you guys I am LIVIDDDDD

there’s beef between our bus driver (a chill guy) and the neighboring CoachCanada bus driver (man with stick up ass)

collided with my girlfriend with such force and velocity yesterday that their glasses chain bruised my face

Everyone on this bus to Niagra falls knows @melonangel.bsky.social is my gf

warm is the seat that holds our cheeks (my girlfriend took her first poo in my apartment and i had to go immediately afterward)

my girlfriend is knitting next to me on the bus and we are next to another pair of lesbians who also have a fiber arts girlfriend (they’re crocheting)

going soup mode (taking a bath)

And the even more secret fifth base (free bleeding on the toilet at the same time and vomiting from cramps)

Please don’t tell them what first base is

Reached the secret 4th base with my girlfriend (pooping on call)

I love my lesbian girlfriend

WYM IM ALLOWED TO HAVE MY OWN BANK ACCOUNT AND I DONT HAVE TO SHARE 100% OF WHAT I MAKE WITH A CHODE

Going from an abusive relationship to a healthy one is so funny everything is so astounding to me. Wym i have free will and independence and u still like me? Wym I don’t have to cry in the bathroom?? Wym I can make a new friend without cheating allegations????? Mind blowing

Lesbian sex (my girlfriend streams life is strange for me)

No lesbian is capable of reaching the amount of power I currently hold within me

i have plans i cannot share with you all for my lesbianism to reach unfathomable heights… just you wait…..,.

Engaging in lesbian activities (streaming life is strange for my girlfriend to watch)

“It’s a canon event we must not interfere” as if I have shared every intimate detail of my dating history with the internet minute by minute lmfao guys

After the year I’ve had so far I am allowed to be as annoying as I want about finally being able to tell you guys I fell in love with my best friend and nobody is allowed to say shit or they’re blocked

Me and @melonangel.bsky.social after swearing up and down we only felt platonically towards each other for almost three years

Everyone shut the fuck up i’m now tiktok mutuals with the person that makes anticapitalist muppets collages

Idk which insecure man needs to hear this but actually everything you’re insecure about is absolutely true and everyone you know actually does secretly hate you

finally blocked the man that has had a creepy possessive crush on me for 2+ years

I didn’t block him so he can see us kiss on every social media platform :)

Look at my beautiful girlfriend respectfully and go tell them how beautiful they are 🫵🫵🫵🫵👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🫵🫵🫵

i should probably introduce myself for people who do not know me hey y’all! i’m mel and i am a 27 year old autistic lesbian. also i am venezuelan and canadian. here is a melfie of me and my cat in case u were curious. if u have any inquiries do not hesitate to reach out. ok love u bye

@emhahee.bsky.social being violently in love with her best friend on main is giving my dopamine. Slay bitch!